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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
YOU KNOW HOW TO BSAMS


OH NO


I MEAN LLANCE


OH I MEAN



NADA

whatever happened to quennie? she was cool...

I had my way with her and disposed of the body when I was done. You'll never see Quennie again. As for Queenie...well, I don't know. She was a cool shit, though.

youve gotta stop treating your blowup dolls like this...




yup...

We should ask Dave, cool shit is part of his expertise. He's like the Barbara gordon for shit.

Transformers cartoon lyrics

The Transformers
More than meets the eye
The Transformers
Robots in disguise
The Transformers
Autobots wage their battle to
Destroy the evil forces of
The Decepticons.
The Transformers
More than meets the eye

"Listen, biological blob. Either tell me where the personality
component is, or be the first man IN the moon!"
-- Swindle, "B.O.T."

"Foolish man of flesh! If you interfere with us... you will be terminated!"
-- Scrapper, "Heavy Metal War"

"Bruticus...angry. Bruticus... devastate... DEVASTATOR!"
-- Bruticus, "Starscream's Brigade"

Bumblebee: "A scanner at twelve o'clock, Prime."
Op Prime: "Let's see if they can scan this!" [BLAM!]
("The Ultimate Doom" I)

I felt so bad about helping the destroy the Icongaysurgents, I gave up the interwebs until Lent.

Hey! She's back!

she?

You shouldn't refer to yourself in the third person, snarf.

Who shot who in the what now?

your mom

QUEENIE!!!!

Die, you shit eating, twat faced, bald cunt!

19. By age 55, 95% of all U.S. women have married

20. In 2007 the world’s richest self-made woman was
Ms Zhang Yin, a Chinese paper recycling
entrepreneur

21. Only 5% of Hollywood feature films are directed
by women

s pulled over by the police, the man pokes his head out of
the window and says "what seems to be the problem
officer?" the cop looks bluntly at him and says "are you
aware that a woman fell out of your car about 2 minutes
ago?" the man let out a sigh "thank fuck for that i
thought i had gone deaf!"

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back
from the battered women's clinic?The god damned dishes if
she knows what's good for her.

Queenie said: I have noticed that y'all have a women thread, but this is one for the women and may be both off topic and perhaps offensive (to men).

My fuck buddy recently told me he wanted anal sex. I agreed! He arrived at the designated time and place, but when he saw me there wearing nothing but a strap on, he said he ASSumed he would be the one penetrating. I said that I would have anal sex with him, if he let me fuck his ass first; that way he could tell me if it was worth all all the hype. He left in a huff and hasn't called me since.

Are men hypocrites?

And - guys - I need a fuck buddy; any volunteers?



Queenie Queenie, Queenie! That is so wrong on so many levels! Still, I bet Nowhereman flew trans-Atlantic and was on your doorstep within a day!

he wouldnt have to fly that far...

cause arent they like neighbors or something?

9.Content in Wikipedia is subject to the laws (in particular copyright
law) in Florida, where Wikipedia servers are hosted, and several
editorial policies and guidelines that are intended to reinforce the
notion that Wikipedia is an encyclopedia. Each entry in Wikipedia must
be about a topic that is encyclopedic and thus is worthy of inclusion.
A topic is deemed encyclopedic if it is "notable"[39] in the
Wikipedia jargon; i.e., if it has received significant coverage in
secondary reliable sources (i.e., mainstream media or major academic
journals) that are independent of the subject of the topic. Second,
Wikipedia must expose knowledge that is already established and
recognized. In other words, it must not present, for instance,
new information or original works. A claim that is likely to be
challenged requires a reference to reliable sources. Within the
Wikipedia community, this is often phrased as "verifiability, not
truth" to express the idea that the readers are left themselves to
check the truthfulness of what appears in the articles and to make
their own interpretations. Finally, Wikipedia does not take a
side. All opinions and viewpoints, if attributable to external
sources, must enjoy appropriate share of coverage within an article
.Wikipedia editors as a community write and revise those policies
and guidelines and enforce them by deleting, annotating with tags
or modifying article materials failing to meet them.

Amateur wrestling flourished throughout the early years of the country and served as a popular activity at country fairs, holiday celebrations, and in military exercises.The 1st organized national wrestling tournament was held in New York City in 1888, while the 1st wrestling competition in the modern Olympic Games was held in 1904 in Saint Louis, Missouri. FILA was founded in 1912, in Antwerp, Belgium. The 1st NCAA Wrestling Championships were also held in 1912, in Ames, Iowa. USA Wrestling,ocated in Colorado Springs, Colorado, became the national governingbody of amateur wrestling in 1983. It conducts competitions for all age levels.

wrestling was also part of the 1st modern Olympic Games in Athens in
1896, with the inclusion of a competition in the Greco-roman style
without any weight category specifications. There followed a short
period when this sport was excluded.

"I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sounds
exactly the same, Infact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the
same"

Angus Young

Here's to grog


I've got a coat and a nobby, nobby coat
I've got a coat a-seen a lot of rough weather
For the sides are near wore out and the back is flying about
And the lining's looking out for better weather
Here's to the grog, boys, the jolly, jolly grog
Here's to the rum and tobacco
I've a-spent all my tin with the lassies drinking gin
And to cross the briny ocean I must wander

I've got me breeches, me nobby, nobby breeches
I've got breeches a-seen a lot of rough weather
For the pouch is near wore out and the seat's all flying about
And me knees are looking out for better weather
Here's to the grog, boys, the jolly, jolly grog
Here's to the rum and tobacco
I've a-spent all my tin with the lassies drinking gin
And to cross the briny ocean I must wander

I've got a shirt and a nobby, nobby shirt
I've got a shirt a-seen a lot of rough weather
For the collar's near wore out and the sleeves are flying about
And me tail's looking out for better weather
Here's to the grog, boys, the jolly, jolly grog
Here's to the rum and tobacco
I've a-spent all my tin with the lassies drinking gin
And to cross the briny ocean I must wander

I've got me boots, me nobby, nobby boots
I've got boots a-seen a lot of rough weather
For the bottoms' near wore out and the heels flying about
And me toes are looking out for better weather
Here's to the grog, boys, the jolly, jolly grog
Here's to the rum and tobacco
I've a-spent all my tin with the lassies drinking gin
And to cross the briny ocean I must wander

I've got a tile, a nobby, nobby tile
I've got a tile a-seen a lot of rough weather
For the brim it is wore out and the crown is flying about
And the lining's looking out for better weather
Here's to the grog, boys, the jolly, jolly grog
Here's to the rum and tobacco
I've a-spent all my tin with the lassies drinking gin
And to cross the briny ocean I must wander

Farewell To Grog


Come, messmates, pass the bottle 'round
Our time is short, remember,
For our grog must stop,
And our spirits drop,
On the first day of September.
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,
Tomorrow we'll be sober.

Farewell old rye, 'tis a sad, sad word
But alas! it must be spoken,
The ruby cup must be given up,
And the demijohn be broken.
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,
Tomorrow we'll be sober.

Jack's happy days will soon be gone,
To return again, oh never!
For they've raised his pay five cents a day,
But stopped his grog forever.
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,
Tomorrow we'll be sober.

Yet memory oft' will backward turn,
And dwell with fondness partial,
On the days when gin was not a sin,
Nor cocktails brought courts-martial.
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,
Tomorrow we'll be sober.

All hands to splice the main brace, call,
But splice it now in sorrow
For the spirit-room key will be laid away
Forever, on tomorrow.
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,
Tomorrow we'll be sober.

In 1836, the new Whig party was not organized enough to hold a national convention and name a single ticket against Jackson's chosen successor, Martin Van Buren. Instead, Whigs in various states proposed three regional candidates, Daniel Webster, William Henry Harrison, and Hugh White. Tyler was named as a vice-presidential candidate and ran with Harrison in some states and White in others.[3] He finished third, receiving 47 electoral votes.After leaving the U.S. Senate, Tyler served as a member of the Virginia House of Delegates in 1838 from Williamsburg. He was elected Speaker of the House in 1839.

"Let it, then, be henceforth proclaimed to the world, that man's
conscience was created free; that he is no longer accountable to his
fellow man for his religious opinions, being responsible therefore
only to his God." John Tyler

5.
Peggy Lee
Cause I'm a woman!


I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have 'em hangin out on the line
I can starch & iron 2 dozens shirts 'fore you can count from 1 to 9
I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can
Throw it in the skillet, go out & do my shopping, be back before it melts in the pan
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again

I can rub & scrub this old house til it's shinin like a dime
Feed the baby, grease the car, & powder my face at the same time
Get all dressed up, go out and swing til 4 a.m. and then
Lay down at 5, jump up at 6, and start all over again
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again

If you come to me sickly you know I'm gonna make you well
If you come to me all hexed up you know I'm gonna break the spell
If you come to me hungry you know I'm gonna fill you full of grits
If it's lovin you're likin, I'll kiss you and give you the shiverin' fits
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again

I can stretch! a green black dollar bill from here to kindom come!
I can play the numbers pay the bills and still end up with some!
I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there ain't nothing I can't do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, and that's all.

How Lovely To Be A Woman


When you're a skinny child of fourteen,
Wide with braces from ear to ear,
You doubt that you will ever be appealing.
Then Hallelujah! You are fifteen
And the braces disappear
And your skin is smooth and clear
And you have that happy grown-up female feeling.
How lovely to be a woman,
The wait was well worth while;
How lovely to wear mascara
And smile a woman's smile.
How lovely to have a figure,
That's round instead of flat;
Whenever you hear boys whistle,
You're what they're whistling at.
It's wonderful to feel
The way a woman feels;
It gives you such a glow just to know
You're wearing lipstick and heels!
How lovely to be a woman
And have one job to do;
To pick out a boy and train him
And then when you are through,
You've made him the man you want him to be!
Life's lovely when you're a woman like me!
How wonderful to know
The things a woman knows;
How marvelous to wait for a date
In simply beautiful clothes!
How lovely to be a woman
And change from boys to men,
To go to a fancy nightclub
And stay out after ten.
How lovely to be so grown-up and free!
Life's lovely when you're a woman like me!

29. how to french kiss
Angle your head. If your mouths meet dead-on, your noses will get in
the way, and you will not be able to kiss deeply or smoothly. To avoid
this, tilt your head slightly to one side. Make sure you do not both
tilt your heads to the same side. Close your eyes. As you approach for the kiss, look into your partner'
s eyes, but, once you are close to theirs, close your eyes. It can be
a bit of a turnoff to be kissing and going cross-eyed. However, you
don't need to always close your eyes; some people enjoy keeping their
eyes open and seeing their partner when kissing.

30. how to french kiss
Start with a gentle and soft closed-mouth kiss. The French kiss is an
open-mouth kiss, but do not lunge in with your lips agape like you're
going to eat them; instead, open your lips very slowly. If you were
learning to speak French, you would probably start with the basics,
vocabulary and grammar, before trying to write poetry. Well, the
French kiss is like the poetry of kissing, and before you can be good
at it, you have to master the closed-mouth kiss. Even after you have
added French kissing to your romantic repertoire, it is usually better
to start a kiss with closed lips.

things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

9. I pay your salary

things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?


Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road
gazes also across you.