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#972742 2008-06-17 8:56 PM
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I was wondering how you manage to masturbate and weep at the same time.
Even a great thespian such as I, would have great difficulty doing both together.

I do believe though, you should stop having sexual intercourse with farmyard animals.


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Halo loves his own man tears. He blows a loaf when he gets bitchslapped and starts sobbing.

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Dear Lord,

Dad's obsession with you is tearing the boards apart

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 Originally Posted By: starheartcollective
Halo loves his own man tears. He blows a loaf when he gets bitchslapped and starts sobbing.




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I am intrigued at the thought of giving oral sex to a slice of bread.

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 Originally Posted By: PCG342
 Originally Posted By: starheartcollective
Halo loves his own man tears. He blows a loaf when he gets bitchslapped and starts sobbing.




You would find him amusing.


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Halo wanks and crys and manages to suck several inches of the sikkbone down his throat all at the same time.


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 Originally Posted By: Lord David Bowie
I was wondering how you manage to masturbate and weep at the same time.
Even a great thespian such as I, would have great difficulty doing both together.

I do believe though, you should stop having sexual intercourse with farmyard animals.


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 Originally Posted By: Black Machismo
Halo wanks and crys and manages to suck several inches of the sikkbone down his throat all at the same time.


Shame on you for not giving the man a hand




























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