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Thread: Halo fucks his dad in the arse, then gets the marines to lick it clean

and he hasn't been heard from since!

hey remember that one time he said mocha wasn't real and then she posted photos proving she was?

or that one time he 'wasn't paying any attention to us' yet he was responding to every post we made?

or that one time whomod lied and halo cried?

actually that last one happened quite a few times!


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theyre all funny cause theyre true.


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Bah hahahah...see...he shouldn't have messed with me!




I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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im glad he did. it got us more boobies


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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BAD, BAD Knut....Sammitch is gonna beat you up!




I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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jealous or not, I'm not about to beat him up - he's black. I'd never hear the end of it!


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Knut am gonna steal Sammmitch's woman.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
jealous or not, I'm not about to beat him up - he's black. I'd never hear the end of it!


Sweety...I'm part black...so you have an excuse. Just say "oh it wasn't a hate crime...my girlfriend is of color"




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 Originally Posted By: URG
Knut am gonna steal Sammmitch's woman.


No, no...I'm a faithful gal....and I loves my white chocolate. Bah hahahah




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Inka binka bonkey
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inka binka bonkey


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 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
BAD, BAD Knut....Sammitch is gonna beat you up!


If it makes you feel better, I wanna see more boobies and I'm white. Sammitch can feel free to beat me up...unless his loyalty to the 2007 World Series Champions runs that deep.


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I'm a straight white female! Gib um de boobeez!


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
BAD, BAD Knut....Sammitch is gonna beat you up!


If it makes you feel better, I wanna see more boobies and I'm white.

Just take yer shirt off

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If Sammitch paid as much attention to real life as he does to me he might not need to come up with some fake broad to "drain his nuts"


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BTW Nowie, you really suck at spamming. 500 times you say the same thing? Pitiful. Make sure you pay attention next time we put you ho's to shame.


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HA HA HA HA! You couldn't spam a can of army rations!


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WHOA! Wonder how long he's been sitting on that one?


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
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Heh. His name's still Wank and Cry.


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and, for those of you with barely three IQ points above retardation, spam is a can of army rations.

My dad said so.

When he was in the army.

as an officer.

I BLAME THE GERMANS!


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
BTW Nowie, you really suck at spamming. 500 times you say the same thing? Pitiful. Make sure you pay attention next time we put you ho's to shame.

You do understand the concept of spamming yes?
You know, its that thing where you posted the same picture over and over again.

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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
he might not need to come up with some fake broad to "drain his nuts"


you might have missed this...


 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas





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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: rex
Halo82, if you tell me what you do for a living I will give you the password to the whomods daughter alt id.


Why hasn't Wanky taken this offer yet? Wasn't that alt the main reason he came here? Shit, now I'm really curious to know what he works at that's so embarassing.

I bet he'll call rex a liar to avoid admitting what he does.


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
he might not need to come up with some fake broad to "drain his nuts"


you might have missed this...


 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas




Ah man, I totally failed as usual.


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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
WHOA! Wonder how long he's been sitting on that one?


10 seconds. Give or take.


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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
BTW Nowie, you really suck at spamming. 500 times you say the same thing? Pitiful. Make sure you pay attention next time we put you ho's to shame.

You do understand the concept of spamming yes?
You know, its that thing where you posted the same picture over and over again.


Doesn't mean you can't can't have style. So don't blame the "concept" for you being lame.


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
WHOA! Wonder how long he's been sitting on Whomods cock?


10 seconds. Give or take.

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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
WHOA! Wonder how long he's been sitting on that one?


10 seconds. Give or take.


#973199 - 06/18/08 10:57 PM

#973215 - 06/18/08 11:08 PM

but THIS post took a good eleven minutes!!!


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
BTW Nowie, you really suck at spamming. 500 times you say the same thing? Pitiful. Make sure you pay attention next time we put you ho's to shame.

You do understand the concept of spamming yes?
You know, its that thing where you posted the same picture over and over again.


Doesn't mean you can't can't have style. So don't blame the "concept" for you being lame.

You posted pics, I posted pics.....whats the difference in style?
I must say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I am happy that you copied my style!

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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
BTW Nowie, you really suck at spamming. 500 times you say the same thing? Pitiful. Make sure you pay attention next time we put you ho's to shame.

You do understand the concept of spamming yes?
You know, its that thing where you posted the same picture over and over again.


Doesn't mean you can't can't have style. So don't blame the "concept" for you being lame.


gots a stutter there, f-f-f-faggot!


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 Originally Posted By: Failo82
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
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he might not need to come up with some fake broad to "drain his nuts"


you might have missed this...


 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas




Ah man, I totally failed as usual.



and as usual wanky fails to admit his defeats. no matter how obvious...


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So you whined at the Insurgency about the very same thing within those 10 seconds? Whoa.

Whoa.


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
WHOA! Wonder how long he's been sitting on that one?


10 seconds. Give or take.


#973199 - 06/18/08 10:57 PM

#973215 - 06/18/08 11:08 PM

but THIS post took a good eleven minutes!!!


He's workin' hard this time!

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This one's a half hour at least! I bet it'll almost wing someone before it fails!


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Failo82
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
he might not need to come up with some fake broad to "drain his nuts"


you might have missed this...


 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas




Ah man, I totally failed as usual.



and as usual wanky fails to admit his defeats. no matter how obvious...


done and done.

tommy, you dumbshit, I refuse to believe that after all this time and all your miserable failures that you really are oblivious to it all. nobody's that stupid, not even you. you made an idiot of yourself. none of us really even had to do anything. you failed. again. deal with it.

I know, I know. in fact I'll save you the trouble of crapping it out again:

 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
pot meet kettle...


sometimes I almost feel sorry for you...


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