RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts I AM THE MOST AWESOMEST!!!!

At chasing the sickness known as rexy, the human shit stain from this board.

Once again, rexy, the human shit stain, after making a few weak, lame and feeble posts has chosen to tuck his tail between his legs and run away. The good thing about that is now rexy, the human shit stain can legitimately claim to have something between his legs besides an empty bag where his balls used to be before he voluntarily gave them to me in an act of surrender and submission. Plus, rexy, the human shit stain's tail can clean out some of that muck building up along his taint.

Bye, rexy! Bye! Bye!

Rexy is a human shit stain
Do dah, do dah
Rexy is a human shit stain
All the do dah day.

Masturbates all night
While thinking of Halo
Rexy is a human shit stain
All the do dah day.

Gonna wank all night
Gonna wank all day
Rexy is a human shit stain
All the do dah day.



I WIN AGAIN!

Zzap!

P.S. This is personal to rexy, the human shit stain. In case you hadn't guessed, your pathetic attempts (or are they threats?) to get me to "back the fuck off" that you've sent me in now 2 PMs isn't going to work. Sorry. You are a human shit stain and I'm going to make sure you remember that and everyone else learns it.

These should be daily, dude. At least.

Ahhhhh...another fan.

I'll see what I can do. Now that the kids are out of school for the summer and heading off to camp for a few weeks, I'll try and post more.

Thanks for your support and encouragement.

Zzap!

What does it matter Captain Flag. You neglect yuour children anyway so it does not matter whether they are getting out of school.

Rick Flag is the name of three fictional characters in the DC Comics universe. They are father, son, and grandson.The father, Richard Flag was in the original Suicide Squad, a World War II unit. After the war he was a member of Task Force X. The son, Rick Flag Jr. was a member of the Forgotten Heroes and led two different incarnations of the Suicide Squad.



Captain Flag is a fictional superhero created by MLJ Comics' writer Joe Blair and artist Lin Streeter. He first appeared in September 1941, in issue #16 of Blue Ribbon Comics. He shared the cover with Mr. Justice until #19 when Captain Flag was the only one to appear on the cover. He was on until the end of Blue Ribbon Comics in March 1942 with Issue #22.

Well?

While what you say is true, Mopius; it lacks the originality that you once displayed so very, very long ago.

You, as a Jew, should never send your kids off to camp.

Dammit, Iggy...

Uschi would be proud. To bad she passed away last year.

Smell that yeah.. bakebeans mixed wuth crispy bits of bacon and loads of cheses

melted all togetyher on toast yum yum ......

Dan Blocker is gay.

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

What was the best thing before sliced bread

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For hundreds of years people have been awed by the bright lights and big noise of fireworks. The ancient Chinese used fireworks at festivities and to frighten enemies in battle. Captain John Smith set them off in Jamestown in 1608, enjoying a bit of English popular entertainment and impressing Native Americans.Legend has it that the Chinese made the first fireworks in the 800s, filling bamboo shoots with gunpowder and exploding them at the New Year with the hope that the sound would scare away evil spirits. According to tradition, Marco Polo brought this technology back to Europe.It's fair to say, however, that the origins of fireworks are shrouded in smoke; the China story is widespread, and possibly true, but fireworks may in fact have developed in India or the Arab world. Fireworks became known in Europe during the 1300s, probably after returning Crusaders brought them from the East.By the 1400s Florence, Italy, was the center of fireworks manufacturing. At this time fireworks were just one effect in a celebration rather than its focus. At religious festivals Italians made plaster figures that spewed fireworks from their eyes and mouths. The 1533 coronation parade for Anne Boleyn included a papier-mache dragon that belched fire. During the 1700s displays became more elaborate and were popular with European royalty. French king Louis XV ordered extravagant displays of fireworks at Versailles, and Russian czar Peter the Great put on a five-hour show after the birth of his son. Meanwhile, in the American colonies settlers used fireworks to mark happy occasions. Early fireworks were enjoyed more for the sound than the show—in its simplest forms gunpowder explodes quickly, leaving a terrific bang but not much to see other than a rather brief golden glow. Over time people discovered that using chemical compounds with greater amounts of oxygen made the explosives burn brighter and longer. The multi-hued displays we know now began in the 1830s, when Italians added trace amounts of metals that burn at high temperatures, creating beautiful colors. Other additives also produced interesting effects. For example, calcium deepens colors, titanium makes sparks, and zinc creates smoke clouds.

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As the economy continues to suffer a growing number of people are opting to
publicly pray about their every day tribulations. In Rockville, Md., local resident Rocky Twyman, 59, had heard enough from both fellow peers and the Holy Spirit.After hearing complaints about the rising gas prices from fellow volunteersat a local soup kitchen, Twyman, a long time activist, said he needed to do something.Twyman hit the streets and began campaigning for what now is nationally called the "Pray Down The High Gas Prices Movement." Beginning in the Maryland area, he and local and spiritual supporters went to gas stations with permission from the owners, gathered around the pumps cipher-style, and sang, prayed and also recruited paying customers. Once the media caught wind of Twyman's effort to introduce religion as a solution to the suffering economy versus bureaucratic dialogue, the prayergatherings grew both nationally and internationally.

A mallard duck mounted an epic rescue mission to recover her six chicks when they were washed down a storm drain.The ducklings seemed doomed when they were swept away from their mother down a drain cover in Newcastle, reports the Daily Mail.However, their determined parent refused to accept their loss, and followed their cheeps for over a mile, across roads, roundabouts, rail lines, two school fields and the grounds of a hospital.Eventually they came to a halt, and the unnamed mother duck stood guard by the manhole cover above them - for four hours.Jogger Peter Elliott, 59, had noticed the quacking mother as he set out, but was confused to find her still patrolling the same area upon his return.His two-year-old grandson James heard the stranded ducklings when he came out with his mother Vicki, 30, to investigate.Mr Elliott, his son-in-law Rob Jefferson, 30, and neighbour, Jim Calder, 62, armed themselves with a crowbar and other tools and set about rescuing the ducklings.

"We managed to haul this heavy manhole cover up and saw six little ducklings scrabbling around in the drain," said Mr Elliott. "We got a little fishing net from the house and lifted each duckling out in turn.