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At chasing the sickness known as rexy, the human shit stain from this board. Once again, rexy, the human shit stain, after making a few weak, lame and feeble posts has chosen to tuck his tail between his legs and run away. The good thing about that is now rexy, the human shit stain can legitimately claim to have something between his legs besides an empty bag where his balls used to be before he voluntarily gave them to me in an act of surrender and submission. Plus, rexy, the human shit stain's tail can clean out some of that muck building up along his taint. Bye, rexy! Bye! Bye! Rexy is a human shit stain Do dah, do dah Rexy is a human shit stain All the do dah day. Masturbates all night While thinking of Halo Rexy is a human shit stain All the do dah day. Gonna wank all night Gonna wank all day Rexy is a human shit stain All the do dah day.  I WIN AGAIN! Zzap! P.S. This is personal to rexy, the human shit stain. In case you hadn't guessed, your pathetic attempts (or are they threats?) to get me to "back the fuck off" that you've sent me in now 2 PMs isn't going to work. Sorry. You are a human shit stain and I'm going to make sure you remember that and everyone else learns it.
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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send me the pms jew... or post them.
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send me the pms jew... or post them. While I would ABSOLUTELY love to, you know very well that I NEVER betray the contents of PRIVATE Messages. This isn't something new, it's something I've held to since the very beginning of my illustrious posting career. Remember the prior fiascoes? I never revealed the PMs in those cases (and I think you know which one I'm referring to), and I simply won't in this case either. Sorry, though. You would especially enjoy them. It's rant, rant, rant, threat, rant, threat, threat, rant. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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are we talking about the Pm's i think we are?
and wait... what about the Andrew/nigger fiasco? did i betray the contents of a PM?
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are we talking about the Pm's i think we are?
and wait... what about the Andrew/nigger fiasco? did i betray the contents of a PM? Yes, the ones I retconned out of existence during our last universe wide reboot. As for your actions, technically you did, but with very good reason, and only to a single individual who then went and made the stuff public, so your liability is somewhat minimized. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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coming soon... the Final insurgency Crisis... Starring Halo82 as Library Man.
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coming soon... the Final insurgency Crisis... Starring Halo82 as Library Man. A Multi-Message Board Spanning Event! Starring: The Insurgency! The RKMBs! The DCMB! The ODCMB! The PPP! The D Nations! And many, many more! Plus, if you order 25+ copies of the hologram embossed cover editions, you'll receive absolutely free an MP3 of Captain Zzap's live recording of his smash single: rexy, is a human shit stain. Here's a sample: Rexy is a human shit stain Do dah, do dah Rexy is a human shit stain All the do dah day. Masturbates all night While thinking of Halo Rexy is a human shit stain All the do dah day. Gonna wank all night Gonna wank all day Rexy is a human shit stain All the do dah day. Order NOW! NOW! NOW! Operators are standing by. Zzap!
Last edited by Captain Zzap; 2008-06-21 7:31 PM.
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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And while your at it.. you can have some of Sikk's latest thoughts about BSAM's straight from his canadian toilet....
Limited supply.. Oreder now...
this is going to even better than DC's Shitfinite Crisis.
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And while your at it.. you can have some of Sikk's latest thoughts about BSAM's straight from his canadian toilet....
Limited supply.. Oreder now...
this is going to even better than DC's Shitfinite Crisis. Hmmmmm...does that come with the foil cover? Is it in Mint condition? I wonder what Overstreet would value that at? Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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And while your at it.. you can have some of Sikk's latest thoughts about BSAM's straight from his canadian toilet....
Limited supply.. Oreder now...
this is going to even better than DC's Shitfinite Crisis. Hmmmmm...does that come with the foil cover? Is it in Mint condition? I wonder what Overstreet would value that at? Zzap! it comes in a Ziploc bag with a little water to preserve the aroma.
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And while your at it.. you can have some of Sikk's latest thoughts about BSAM's straight from his canadian toilet....
Limited supply.. Oreder now...
this is going to even better than DC's Shitfinite Crisis. Hmmmmm...does that come with the foil cover? Is it in Mint condition? I wonder what Overstreet would value that at? Zzap! it comes in a Ziploc bag with a little water to preserve the aroma. Well, my Christmas shopping for rexy, the human shit stain, is officially done! Thanks, BM! Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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now... what to get for BSAMs?
i know an autographed photo of Thomas Tantillo's penis.
it's pretty small, but i'm sure he won't mind.
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now... what to get for BSAMs?
i know an autographed photo of Thomas Tantillo's penis.
it's pretty small, but i'm sure he won't mind. I don't know. The right make-up and lighting could really highlight it; make it look much larger. Plus, the things they can do these days with trick photography and this new digital stuff...it's pretty impressive. Maybe enough to frighten BSAMs. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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lol, i dunno.. Wankie does play with it a lot... doesn't that cause shrinkage?
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lol, i dunno.. Wankie does play with it a lot... doesn't that cause shrinkage? Holy Shit! I hope not! Hang on let me check...uh...**whew**...NOPE! Still as gigantic as ever. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Rrrrrright, Zzap-penis talk. I'll leave you guys alone.
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How you doin'?
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im flattered they wanna see my penis!
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im flattered they wanna see my penis! Do you just show it to anyone who asks?!
How you doin'?
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