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I ask again: why does this happen to all the MBs we befriend? I'm beginning to think that we're cursed.


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I commented on the upcoming exodus. Apparently, their puppet dictators were too much for them to bear. Not surprising - they talked about making us one of their "provinces" or some shit. That the opposite happened must've shaken them to their core.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Good riddance.




I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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What. A bunch. Of BABIES.

"Our "raid" failed! Iggy fucked with us! RKMBers are admins and mods now! We're a "province" of theirs now! We're leaving!!! "

I want a medal for my major role in this decisive victory!!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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This Insurgency raid reminds of the first episode of South Park with Terrance and Philip.

When the parents were catapulting themselves at the TV station building in protest.

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Hey Joseph...don't forget about my integral part in this...especially my boobs. Come on now.




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Eh, we've hardly done anything. They're beating themselves by overreacting to this whole thing.

I've said this before and I'll say this again: easiest. raid. ever.


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You've got a point, Myxie darling....they look like a bunch of retards trying to hump door knobs...




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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
What. A bunch. Of BABIES.

"Our "raid" failed! Iggy fucked with us! RKMBers are admins and mods now! We're a "province" of theirs now! We're leaving!!! "


I know. And I was making people mods, and everything. Oh well. At least we'll have a back-up board to go to when Rob doesn't pay the bill...

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I want a medal for my major role in this decisive victory!!!


It's like at the end of the original Star Wars....your Han, I'm Luke (yeah, that's right...I'll let you have the "Han" role), Harley is placing medals around our necks, and Mxy is growling a command for everyone to cheer...

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Can I be Mr. Spock?


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Don't...grieve....Admiral...

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I don't know what that means


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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus

I know. And I was making people mods, and everything. Oh well. At least we'll have a back-up board to go to when Rob doesn't pay the bill...


Or gets married and forgets about us (I'm calling it now).

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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk


So, does this mean I (AlaskaPhil) am welcome here?

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Wouldn't see why not.


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Everyone is welcome here, thats the whole point!
We just dont have to be nice!

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Oh man, this thing is EPIC!


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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 Originally Posted By: PCG342
Wouldn't see why not.


You have no say in anything, suicide boy.


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 Originally Posted By: Fartspray
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk


So, does this mean I (AlaskaPhil) am welcome here?


Sure, and I'm sorry if I was a jerk by posting those screencaps. I just couldn't help myself.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
 Originally Posted By: PCG342
Wouldn't see why not.


You have no say in anything, suicide boy.


Heh. PCG, if we ever raid the Legion Boards again, you should definitely use that name!


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Well, the only thing I didn't appreciate is the fact that my son's picture was copied and pasted here (that's him in Alaskaphil's avatar). If I continue posting here at any great length, I have not made up my mind if I will keep Fartspray or create a Alaskaphil id.

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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor re:insurgents
No one gives a shit about you guys.
















































































































Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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 Originally Posted By: Fartspray
Well, the only thing I didn't appreciate is the fact that my son's picture was copied and pasted here (that's him in Alaskaphil's avatar).


Fixed that, sorry. (Click refresh if you still see them)


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Heh. In the sequel, I get to be Billy Dee Williams.

Well, save the part where I join up with those dumb bastards.

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That's not the same girl! That's not even a girl!!!



Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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How convenient that we never get a good look at her neck.


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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
What. A bunch. Of BABIES.

"Our "raid" failed! Iggy fucked with us! RKMBers are admins and mods now! We're a "province" of theirs now! We're leaving!!! "


I know. And I was making people mods, and everything. Oh well. At least we'll have a back-up board to go to when Rob doesn't pay the bill...

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I want a medal for my major role in this decisive victory!!!


It's like at the end of the original Star Wars....your Han, I'm Luke (yeah, that's right...I'll let you have the "Han" role), Harley is placing medals around our necks, and Mxy is growling a command for everyone to cheer...




nice visual.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Yeah, except we all know that PJP is the only poster hairy enough to be a Wookiee.

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awww, pjp...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
I'd rather kiss PJP's wookie.

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