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WHERE ARE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AT? Speaking of...have you seen Queenie or MaryMary?
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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IS THAT MY BASTARD?
HIT ME UP
WE GOTTA CATCH UP Frank Dizzle!!! How ya been? The crazies still keeping you busy? HIT ME UP ON PM I CANT GET IT ILL CALL U BACK
YOU PUT SOUP IN IT!
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"Hey everybody, I got pregnant from bad sex with a guy I hate so much! Where's my gold trophy so I can have it bronzed!"
That thing is going to be a "mother"? I'm downloading this whole thread to remind myself to be more careful, in case it gets erased like Meeko's a while back. In the meantime, I'll pray for the child.
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WTF how did I use this thread to get with Basti?!?!???!!
YOU PUT SOUP IN IT!
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"Hey everybody, I got pregnant from bad sex with a guy I hate so much! Where's my gold trophy so I can have it bronzed!"
That thing is going to be a "mother"? I'm downloading this whole thread to remind myself to be more careful, in case it gets erased like Meeko's a while back. In the meantime, I'll pray for the child. Nine months from now we'll discover Sammitch and Chewy drugged some girl and took pictures of her. Then created the Mochahontas alt.
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"Hey everybody, I got pregnant from bad sex with a guy I hate so much! Where's my gold trophy so I can have it bronzed!"
That thing is going to be a "mother"? I'm downloading this whole thread to remind myself to be more careful, in case it gets erased like Meeko's a while back. In the meantime, I'll pray for the child. Awww I never said I hated him  Just that he was pathetic and bad in bed. Hate is such a strong word. I love you though Dabs And yes...please do pray for the child...if he's anything like his father, he will be a plague upon the earth.
  I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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But yes....definitely be more careful. If the girl says..you should really put on a condom...you should probably listen.
...stay in school...and don't do drugs.
Only YOU can prevent a forest fire...
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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"Hey everybody, I got pregnant from bad sex with a guy I hate so much! Where's my gold trophy so I can have it bronzed!"
That thing is going to be a "mother"? I'm downloading this whole thread to remind myself to be more careful, in case it gets erased like Meeko's a while back. In the meantime, I'll pray for the child. Nine months from now we'll discover Sammitch and Chewy drugged some girl and took pictures of her. Then created the Mochahontas alt. Wait..........you mean Sammitch and Chewey are my real parents? Thats quite disturbing.
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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"Hey everybody, I got pregnant from bad sex with a guy I hate so much! Where's my gold trophy so I can have it bronzed!"
That thing is going to be a "mother"? I'm downloading this whole thread to remind myself to be more careful, in case it gets erased like Meeko's a while back. In the meantime, I'll pray for the child. Nine months from now we'll discover Sammitch and Chewy drugged some girl and took pictures of her. Then created the Mochahontas alt. Wait..........you mean Sammitch and Chewey are my real parents? Thats quite disturbing. I know right!
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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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You were told to stop looking at Sammitches's's pictures.
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I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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But yes....definitely be more careful. If the girl says..you should really put on a condom...you should probably listen.
This is the part that makes me think you're an alt. ALL girls know that if they tell a guy that the only way he'll get the pussy is by wearing a condom, then he'll wear a condom. EVERY FUCKING TIME. If you just "suggest" that he wrap up...and don't withhold if he doesn't...well, most of the time, skins is gonna be hit bareback and rawdawg. With much nutting both in and out. If Sammitch was your man and you guys were at that point where you were so serious that pregnancy/STDs weren't an issue so it was a given that he didn't pack the plastic... Then why are you here all up in his shit? Don't get me wrong...it's funny but, it just doesn't ring true. If you're really preggers, seems like you'd be at least a little worried about the prospects of being a young single mom rather than embarrassing Sammitch in front of his peeps. Hell, if he was interested, he could probably use this and other threads as evidence in court to argue against your fitness to be a mother and take the kid. At the very least, you are ruining the chances that he'll go halfsies on the abortion.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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There's always the other theory that Mocha is an Insurgent. Which would make Sammitch one as well. Whose side are they on?!!
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Ahhhh...the Skrull gambit.
Well played, jermy.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Lol, Lol, Lol...oh Bastie. I'm not an alt. And...really not concerned about being a single mom. I've got others to help me out. People that aren't pussies. And then his money. I know how to take care of myself as well as anyone else who comes along. And he still got pussy because I was horny and wanted some dick. Plain and simple. And really, I'm not trying to "embarrass" him in front of his "peeps"...I was just sick and tired of him pretending that everything was peaches and cream. He didn't want me to tell anyone I was preggers, so...I decided to. He wanted to make it seem like we were dating when we weren't. He's all about appearances and it was annoying me. But, I decided hey, if he was going to act like a 12 year old, I might as well join the party. It seemed like fun. Me personally, I love all of you guys...you seem like really cool peoples..but...I'm still gonna live whether or not people on here like me. Whether or not people insult me. I dunno, I find that entertaining. Sammitch's whole life is on the internet. Mine isnt. He's the one that wanted me to join this board anyway. I dunno..maybe he thought it would gain him brownie points with you guys or something. Personally..I dont really care all that much. I had my little childish moment and BOY was it fun. Can I still have a pickle?
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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P.S.-Its too late for an abortion. He's been keeping this under wraps for almost 5 months now.
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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Lol, Lol, Lol...oh Bastie. I'm not an alt. And...really not concerned about being a single mom. I've got others to help me out. People that aren't pussies. And then his money. I know how to take care of myself as well as anyone else who comes along. And he still got pussy because I was horny and wanted some dick. Plain and simple. And really, I'm not trying to "embarrass" him in front of his "peeps"...I was just sick and tired of him pretending that everything was peaches and cream. He didn't want me to tell anyone I was preggers, so...I decided to. He wanted to make it seem like we were dating when we weren't. He's all about appearances and it was annoying me. But, I decided hey, if he was going to act like a 12 year old, I might as well join the party. It seemed like fun. Me personally, I love all of you guys...you seem like really cool peoples..but...I'm still gonna live whether or not people on here like me. Whether or not people insult me. I dunno, I find that entertaining. Sammitch's whole life is on the internet. Mine isnt. He's the one that wanted me to join this board anyway. I dunno..maybe he thought it would gain him brownie points with you guys or something. Personally..I dont really care all that much. I had my little childish moment and BOY was it fun. Can I still have a pickle? Ok. And of course you can have a pickle...I'll always have a pickle for you, sweetie.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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P.S.-Its too late for an abortion. He's been keeping this under wraps for almost 5 months now. So THAT'S why the titties are so big. They're...they're full of... MILK!!!!!
Oderint, dum metuant.
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Do you still love me, Bastie?
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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Lol oh no...all but one of those pictures that I posted up here were BEFORE I got preggers. Actually no. All but 2. The one where hes got his head next to my boobs, and the one where Im holding up the gaysurgery sign. The others were before I got knocked up.
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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You wanna test them out though? Squirt gun fighhhhhht!
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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Do you still love me, Bastie? Is it ok if I just love parts of you...?
Oderint, dum metuant.
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Do you still love me, Bastie? Is it ok if I just love parts of you...? You mean that could be wrong?
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Lol oh no...all but one of those pictures that I posted up here were BEFORE I got preggers. Actually no. All but 2. The one where hes got his head next to my boobs, and the one where Im holding up the gaysurgery sign. The others were before I got knocked up. I don't think I saw the one with his head next to your boob...
Oderint, dum metuant.
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It was somewhere on the insurgency thread when they tried to say I was fake..lol, he told me to take a picture of him next to my boobs so they would believe I was real.
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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You wanna test them out though? Squirt gun fighhhhhht! No but if you're into the melon glides, we can make ice cream...
Oderint, dum metuant.
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I read that breast milk tastes really gross though.
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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It was somewhere on the insurgency thread when they tried to say I was fake..lol, he told me to take a picture of him next to my boobs so they would believe I was real. Can't be arsed to look for it. Pic please.
Oderint, dum metuant.
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I read that breast milk tastes really gross though. Not when it's fresh...it doesn't taste like real milk but it has a slightly sweet flavor. You wouldn't want to put it on your Cheerioes but it ain't disgusting. If you freeze it and thaw it, it tastes really nasty after about 6 weeks. It's still good for baby but they have to get used to it especially if you are actively breastfeeding and they're getting fresh.
Oderint, dum metuant.
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I read that breast milk tastes really gross though. Not when it's fresh...it doesn't taste like real milk but it has a slightly sweet flavor. You wouldn't want to put it on your Cheerioes but it ain't disgusting. If you freeze it and thaw it, it tastes really nasty after about 6 weeks. It's still good for baby but they have to get used to it especially if you are actively breastfeeding and they're getting fresh. .....I don't even want to know how you know that. Lol, I read the exact opposite....that its supposed to taste kind of bitter. But hey, maybe if you drink enough of it, you'll start to look like me more :-P
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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tis true, though it might be different in alt world.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Sneakuuuuuuuuumsssssssss.......*smooches*
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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WHERE ARE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AT? Speaking of...have you seen Queenie or MaryMary? We should send out an Amber Alert for them.
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I read that breast milk tastes really gross though. Not when it's fresh...it doesn't taste like real milk but it has a slightly sweet flavor. You wouldn't want to put it on your Cheerioes but it ain't disgusting. If you freeze it and thaw it, it tastes really nasty after about 6 weeks. It's still good for baby but they have to get used to it especially if you are actively breastfeeding and they're getting fresh. .....I don't even want to know how you know that. Lol, I read the exact opposite....that its supposed to taste kind of bitter. But hey, maybe if you drink enough of it, you'll start to look like me more :-P Like I said, it tastes bitter over time. there's an enzyme or something that develops in it. Haven't you read the What to Expect When You're Expecting book? I think that book has achapter on breatsfeeding and what bot. And the reason I know is cuz I have 2 kids...
Oderint, dum metuant.
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Haven't you read the What to Expect When You're Expecting book?
She hasn't gotten it back from Sammitch yet.
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You mean........you're cheating on me?
No I havent read WTEWYE.......but I'm reading a book called "The Mother of All Pregnancy Books" and Ive got a book called "The Modern Girls Guide to Motherhood"....havent started reading that one yet.
....I still cant believe you're cheating on me!
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WHERE ARE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AT? Speaking of...have you seen Queenie or MaryMary? We should send out an Amber Alert for them. Yeah...you never did get to fuck Queenie, didya? that's unfortunate cuz that girl was prepeared to fuck somethin' loose in you, son.
Oderint, dum metuant.
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Haven't you read the What to Expect When You're Expecting book?
She hasn't gotten it back from Sammitch yet. Lol, no no..if he takes any part in helping he'll go to hell. Silly.
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