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He does have first hand experience!


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He didn't meet me on myspace? Is that another one of his many tall tales?




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They met when she fell out of a helicopter and he flew up and caught her.


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Then he kissed her upside down and that's how she got pregnant.

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 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
Then he kissed her upside down and that's how she got pregnant.


*gasp* How did you know?




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I read the adaptation.

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Oh you're good...you're damn good.




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Lol Awww Jer-bear....I think youre funny \:\)




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I'm sorry for doubting you.























But seriously show us the goods.

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Lol, do you have a preggo fetish??




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Curse you Sammitch!

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Lol....Aww Jer-bear...maybe if youre nice to me I will show you some special preggo pics \:\)




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Jeremy am gonna be next guy to knock up Mocha.


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 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
He didn't meet me on myspace? Is that another one of his many tall tales?



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 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
Lol, do you have a preggo fetish??


From a practical standpoint, your knockers are bound to get even huge-ier!


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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youre responding to a question that is 1 1/2 weeks old posted by an alt that isnt even here anymore.....

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It's Snarf, bsams. He's really doesn't have any other options.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
Lol, do you have a preggo fetish??


From a practical standpoint, your knockers are bound to get even huge-ier!


The bigger they get the lower they'll sag!

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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
It's Snarf, bsams. He's really doesn't have any other options.



still the guy has to have a little self respect doesnt he?

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If you were Snarf, could you muster up any respect for yourself?


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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