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http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Thomas...lient=firefox-a

I don't know if any of those are actually wank and cry.


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I don't understand where everyone is getting his name from. Where did this Silver Surfer Slash-fic come from? Is it one of the boards he's hiding at?

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It was on the insurgency boards. According to everyone else thedoctor saved it before they blew up their own boards.


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Ah. Understood...

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just find a story about a Marine deserter and you'll have the right one...

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A 20-year-old gay man accused of deserting his Marine unit was on the way back to Camp Lejeune, N.C., on Wednesday.

Milford police released Pfc. gay Tommy Wankie into the custody of the U.S. Marines on Tuesday. Wankie was arrested in a gay car outside Milford High School on Monday as he was picking up his boyfriend.

Wankie joined the Marines in May 2005 and was real gay in infantry school. Wankie deserted Jan. 3, said Marine spokesman Capt. Jay Delarosa.

No one answered the phone at Wankie's gay home Wednesday afternoon.

Military authorities will decide Wankie's gay punishment. An average of 1,100 wankies Marines desert their units each year, Delarosa said.


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"Pfc. gay"

... PfCGay? PCGay? holy shit, Halo is Pagliacci!


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Or his landlord!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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EWW!


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It's Enrico Pallazzo!


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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DAMNATION! How did I get brought into this?!


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Yossarian! What kinda name is that supposed to be?

There's a dead man in my tent.

Then I remember Snowden. He was very cold.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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POOF!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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oh, come now, that was a very good book!


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Not the one about you?



And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Yossarian! What kinda name is that supposed to be?

There's a dead man in my tent.

Then I remember Snowden. He was very cold.

Did you let that stop you from having your filthy way with him?

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and the whore kept beating him over his head with her heels, and he just kept laughing and laughing...


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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
A 20-year-old gay man accused of deserting his Marine unit was on the way back to Camp Lejeune, N.C., on Wednesday.

Milford police released Pfc. gay Tommy Wankie into the custody of the U.S. Marines on Tuesday. Wankie was arrested in a gay car outside Milford High School on Monday as he was picking up his boyfriend.

Wankie joined the Marines in May 2005 and was real gay in infantry school. Wankie deserted Jan. 3, said Marine spokesman Capt. Jay Delarosa.

No one answered the phone at Wankie's gay home Wednesday afternoon.

Military authorities will decide Wankie's gay punishment. An average of 1,100 wankies Marines desert their units each year, Delarosa said.



That made me laff out loud, thanks Lothar!


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 Originally Posted By: Queenie
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
A 20-year-old gay man accused of deserting his Marine unit was on the way back to Camp Lejeune, N.C., on Wednesday.

Milford police released Pfc. gay Tommy Wankie into the custody of the U.S. Marines on Tuesday. Wankie was arrested in a gay car outside Milford High School on Monday as he was picking up his boyfriend.

Wankie joined the Marines in May 2005 and was real gay in infantry school. Wankie deserted Jan. 3, said Marine spokesman Capt. Jay Delarosa.

No one answered the phone at Wankie's gay home Wednesday afternoon.

Military authorities will decide Wankie's gay punishment. An average of 1,100 wankies Marines desert their units each year, Delarosa said.



That made me laff out loud, thanks Lothar!


i hate to agree with you but thats funny nipples.


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 Originally Posted By: Black Machismo
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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
A 20-year-old gay man accused of deserting his Marine unit was on the way back to Camp Lejeune, N.C., on Wednesday.

Milford police released Pfc. gay Tommy Wankie into the custody of the U.S. Marines on Tuesday. Wankie was arrested in a gay car outside Milford High School on Monday as he was picking up his boyfriend.

Wankie joined the Marines in May 2005 and was real gay in infantry school. Wankie deserted Jan. 3, said Marine spokesman Capt. Jay Delarosa.

No one answered the phone at Wankie's gay home Wednesday afternoon.

Military authorities will decide Wankie's gay punishment. An average of 1,100 wankies Marines desert their units each year, Delarosa said.



That made me laff out loud, thanks Lothar!


i hate to agree with you but thats funny nipples.




stop giving them ammunition!


i mean us!

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i got some serious milage out of tommy's gay new car... and him picking up black rasin out of school... but i think rasins in middle school not high school.

i also posted the monsters incorperated short about mikes new car when drawing a compariosn to tommy's gay new car.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Thomas+Tantillo%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

I don't know if any of those are actually wank and cry.


I heard he's from NJ. Kinda asplains a lot


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 Originally Posted By: Queenie
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http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Thomas+Tantillo%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

I don't know if any of those are actually wank and cry.


I heard he's from NJ. Kinda asplains a lot


good job on the spelling Nipples.


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Now that his full name is revealed, Rob is talking to his people in the government to have Tommmy and his family deported.

Watch out for those black choppers Tommy!

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I think Thomas would enjoy a ride on a black "chopper".


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Cue Bastie!

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Google "Thomas Tantillo"


this thread shows up on the first page.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Thomas+Tantillo%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

I don't know if any of those are actually wank and cry.


doubtful wanky doesn't have facebook..... that would require intelligence.


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You really want to be calling someone else a bigger tard than you? You post crappy poetry at vanilla ice message boards. You can't get any worse than that.


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