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The last 30 minutes of the film...where they just EXPLAINED what happened over the last 2 hours.
All of the action just stopped, and everyone started talking (with an intense musical score in the background...looping).
All done in that horrid Batman voice.
I was sitting there telling myself, "Why are you just explaining what we saw! Shut the fuck up and DO somehting, OR END!"
The Joker goes after Harvey Dent in Bruce Waynes Penthouse. We see the elevator open with a bunch of guys (some with grenades I believe). Batman kicks their ass.
Joker throws Rachel out the window, and Batman chases her....catches her....then they just keep falling onto a car? And they're ok?
But then it gets better.
WE GO TO THE NEXT SCENE!
What the FUCK happened up in the penthouse!? Joker was still up there with his "punched" goons and GRENADES!
Or the beginning of the movie when Batman JUMPS on the roof of the van AND IT STOPS! WTF!?
OR when he rides the bike up the wall and spins it around (don't you dare tell me that looked cool) then he drives at the Joker (who does the Jack Nicholson "C'mon Hit ME!" scene from the first film). Batman then...falls down.
ORRR the stupid ass "sonar phone" thing? Please tell me why they even did that? Why did it blind Batman during the fight with the Joker!? That whole plot device was completely made up for one reason:
IMAX!
Rachael died.....and I didn't care....even after two movies of build up.
I was in there for 2 1/2 hours, and I couldn't believe how much shit they didn't explain, or skipped.
It was HORRIBLY edited. They were literally jumping to the next scene right as an actor finshed a line.
^^ I basically copied and pasted various points I had in other threads. Enjoy.
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you cannot possibly be the ill mac...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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from the box office receipts it seems the rest of america agrees with you....
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from the box office receipts it seems the rest of america agrees with you.... Since when does box office gross determine how good a film is? The Backstreet Boys must be the greatest band of all time...
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critics are cynical assholes. I hate cynics. with that said though this was incredibly well written movie.....superbly acted.
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from the box office receipts it seems the rest of america agrees with you.... Since when does box office gross determine how good a film is? The Backstreet Boys must be the greatest band of all time... so you are saying america doesnt disagree with you?
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from the box office receipts it seems the rest of america agrees with you.... Since when does box office gross determine how good a film is? The Backstreet Boys must be the greatest band of all time... so you are saying america doesnt disagree with you? Its doing great at the box office. I didn't particularly care for the movie (it was good, just not a MASTERPIECE!!111!). So I thought you were being sarcastic in your first post.
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i was being sarcastic, most people would disagree with your criticisms. you seemed to rebut that they didnt.
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i was being sarcastic, most people would disagree with your criticisms. you seemed to rebut that they didnt. I did no such thing, BSAMS.
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Where the fuck is MR. JLA!?
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"to ill mac - not unlike bbvl, your appreciation for naked or near-naked hot wimmins astounds me. if i ever provide an incomplete hot girl of the week review, you're always there to step up to the plate, and provide my needy fans with the appropriate boob and/or butt. i could not be more proud of you." -Gob (At 10,000 posts) ----------- Tony Stark: Cool Exec. Heart of Steel.
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you killed us both with your criticisms.
killed us both dead.
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It was a good movie, but you really have to turn your brain off and suspend any resemblance of reality for it to work for you. If you need help with doing this, just check out Rob or PJP's responses here.
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So how about that Iron Man movie?
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It had cool bits that're impussybull! But that's how I likes it! Because it's like comics!
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So how about that Iron Man movie? Iron Man was better than Dark Knight. *flame suit*
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HA HA HA! The Ill Mac is a flamer! 
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Dark Knight only broke Spider-Man 3's record because Heath Ledger died.
Same goes for him winning an Academy Award.
Only because he died.
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I thought it was because Heath Ledger raped Dan Didio In The Ass after he shot him in the spine and paralyzed him.
'cause he did.
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So how about that Iron Man movie? Iron Man was better than Dark Knight. *flame suit* Iron Man was a better movie in my opinion.
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Dark Knight only broke Spider-Man 3's record because Heath Ledger died.
Same goes for him winning an Academy Award.
Only because he died. he should win for best performance by a dead actor.
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I don't know man, Owen Hart could give him a run for his money...
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owen wasn't acting!!
ITS STILL REAL TO ME, DAMNIT!!
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owen wasn't acting!!
ITS STILL REAL TO ME, DAMNIT!! Well played!
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