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anyone else wanna share the PMs?

this one called "hacks her safeword!"

 Originally Posted By: The Secret Revealer!
Wanna see?

 Originally Posted By: Uschi
wut?

 Originally Posted By: The Secret Revealer!
I hackz sneaky'z safeworz. It's funnehz. I'z share.

 Originally Posted By: Uschi
why?

 Originally Posted By: The Secret Revealer!
Becauze. Zhe'z got zome juicy Pmz. with HAWT pictgurez.

 Originally Posted By: Uschi
meh. she mah frend.

 Originally Posted By: The Secret Revealer!
Butt yo friend sendz her vaginie to blowmetheus.

 Originally Posted By: Uschi
so what?

 Originally Posted By: The Secret Revealer!
aye thought youze would like to have fun with it.

 Originally Posted By: Uschi
no, i have a life.

will you do something interesting or, like... piss off?

 Originally Posted By: The Secret Revealer!
whut wood interezt youze?

 Originally Posted By: Uschi
dead things? bizarre pron?

 Originally Posted By: The Secret Revealer!
Well that's wuh i'm sayin'. I got strange pr0n!

 Originally Posted By: Uschi
I mean, like, armless midget fucking an alligator.

And I don't understand your alt here. Where's your gag, what's the motivation? You just say random shit. Why not just post as your regular id?

 Originally Posted By: The Secret Revealer!
Becauze then you wouldn't talk to me!!!!

Its Jerry baby!!!

 Originally Posted By: Uschi
no it isn't. you're boring and annoying, but not beardguy. totally off with the 'z's and the "blowmetheus."

 Originally Posted By: The Secret Revealer!
Ccrapp!

 Originally Posted By: Uschi
so, either you're Ctn Zzap, or you're someone that now (always?) wanted me to think you were Ctn Zzap.

Either way, it's not interesting.


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The Secret Revealer! content User few posts 08/29/08 03:24 AM Logging out


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Anonymous 08/29/08 03:36 AM Reading a post
Forum: PJP's Random Chat and Insurgency Roast
Thread: Mister Secrets


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I think the main cue that it wasn't beardguy is that the messages weren't upbeat and saccharine-y. Plus, nothing about cats or Star Trek.


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Vaginie?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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What is this everybody poos or some shit?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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So sad...I remember a time when the alts that people created were funny or interesting or had a theme to them. This latest glut is just boring. Where's the next Silky Johnson? Frank Burns?


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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It all ended with Pedro Oakley


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Le perforaré en la cara!

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
Le perforaré en la cara!




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 Originally Posted By: The Secret Revealer!
You really wanna know who I am?
You really wanna now?
I'm one of you.
Deep down you know it.


 Originally Posted By: The Secret Revealer!
SO. You think I'm shitting you about having "secrets" about your "friend". Well miss thing let me tell you i have it and I'll show it. but you didn't want to see it. now if you want to see it that bad i can undo my pants and you can see and touch all you want.


 Originally Posted By: Uschi
oh, so you're TK then.

and no, i don't give a damn who you are; you're boring. that's all i need to know.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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YAMBAG!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Get bent, man! You're no secret revealer.

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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
YAMBAG!


Kneel you fithy bitch!
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Uschi has a point.


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Is that the guy who just got fired from CSI? Man he must be really desperate for work.

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Interesting.

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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
Le perforaré en la cara!






Stimulating.

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So Mr. wanky keeps PMing me telling me to kill myself. I think he might have a thing for me.


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 Originally Posted By: The Secret Revealer
I like that PM you zent blowmetheus

 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
Que?

[qoute=sneaky bunny]Show me this Pm you've been bragging about twit. Your boring me with all this "secret" tard shit. [/quote]
 Originally Posted By: The Secret Revealer
NSFW
Warning, Spoiler:

 Originally Posted By: The Secret Revealer
Nicce mole

 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
WOW. what a photoshop! Too bad you got the coors wrong. Wanky, leave, die, do something that just might be entertaining please?

[qouue=The Secret Revealer]God doesn't like ggirls like you.[/quote]
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God hates people who surf pre-op tranny porn sites like yourself.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Wanky really does have some serious problems. Its like he's constantly crying for help but has no idea that no one gives a shit about his pathetic life. He's been proven wrong on every single thing he's ever said and then goes and hides behind another alt id thinking he's gonna fool us. Everyone knows its him. He thinks that because he hasn't been banned here yet we actually like him. He has no idea how to deal in a place with no rules.


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Now he's claiming he called the cops on me for selling mushrooms outside the courthouse tomorrow. Yeah, he's a fucknut.


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Dude. That is AWESOME.

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But it's also unlikely.

The baby wouldn't be that white. Because people with black skin pass on more melanin than white people, who have no melanin to speak of, the mix would be more obvious.

That's not to say it's impossible that there'd be an absence of melanin more usual to white people though. It would just be rare.

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Do you understand the concept of a joke?

You really should, because your life has been one huge joke so far!

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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
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Le perforaré en la cara!






Stimulating.
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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
But it's also unlikely.

The baby wouldn't be that white. Because people with black skin pass on more melanin than white people, who have no melanin to speak of, the mix would be more obvious.

That's not to say it's impossible that there'd be an absence of melanin more usual to white people though. It would just be rare.
It's not his baby dumb ass.....a white guy seeded her.

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 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
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But it's also unlikely.

The baby wouldn't be that white. Because people with black skin pass on more melanin than white people, who have no melanin to speak of, the mix would be more obvious.

That's not to say it's impossible that there'd be an absence of melanin more usual to white people though. It would just be rare.
It's not his baby dumb ass.....a white guy seeded her.

errr Pete, the woman is black though!

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Yeah but a baby could come out either way I believe if you have mixed parents. Real Black or white or mixed. Whatever.....it really doesn't matter to me. This would never have happened if the guy fucked her...........






























IN THE ASS!

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I think the moron was trying to point out that even with one white parent, the baby would tend to be half caste, and that a fully white baby would be rarer than rocking horse shit.


But as I said to him earlier, its a joke, so he should shut the fuck up!

Whats next, pointing out that Superman shouldnt be able to fly?

Pariah is a knob end!

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 Originally Posted By: The Secret Revealer!
Come on you know you want it!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Eh, if anyone really cared about who the Secret Revealer is, they could just PM Rob and ask him.


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i like the smell of their desperation in the morning. it smells like... victory.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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