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I had an exceptionally great day today (well, besides the hangover). My boss just decided that "I've been the go to guy" as of late and gave me a gift card to best buy to go on a little shopping spree. I then went to trivia, got trashed, and walked out with the fist place fifty dollar tab. I've had mad sex with my girlfriend. And, I have tomorrow off to sleep all day. I may not be the king, but sometimes it is good to be the pauper.

Cheers all!

-Iggy

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You had a good day. Big whoop. I have a cyst on my testicle.

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That's not really how the whole one-up-manship thing works, Pariah.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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what is trivia?


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They have a trivia game at one of the pub's I frequent on Mondays. It is a lot of fun because you get to show off your ability to be shit faced and still able to answer obscure questions. Having trivia games seems to be an insanely popular thing at the bars around here. Most all of them have a day set aside for it.

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
You had a good day. Big whoop. I have a cyst on my testicle.

Adolf Hitler had only one bollock as well.
You are in good company!

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Someone should inform Pariah that the cyst is probably just his other testicle. They come in pairs.



Ha! Ha! Innuendo!


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
You had a good day. Big whoop. I have a cyst on my testicle.


It looks like iggy's day gets the....



Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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Snarf, you clearly do not know how to use that banner properly. So just step away before you abuse it again.

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That's not really how the whole one-up-manship thing works, Pariah.


Anyone would give up their left nut for a cyst on their right one!

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
Snarf, you clearly do not know how to use that banner properly. So just step away before you abuse it again.


But it's so much fun! I imagine a loud stamping noise every time I post it....


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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Is that the sound of your bald head hitting your screen?

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
Snarf, you clearly do not know how to use that banner properly. So just step away before you abuse it again.

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Snarf has a history of abusing things!

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 Originally Posted By: iggy
My boss just decided that "I've been the go to guy" as of late and gave me a gift card to best buy to go on a little shopping spree.


And you just gave me an idea for my next improv scene.

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Congrats IGGY!!!!!!!! I'm happy for you.


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why won't this foul creature DIE already?!


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 Originally Posted By: Ozzy Baxter



there needs to be 1-more sneaky-dk-uschi, 2-less rex, and 3-at least one pic of me in this thing.



well at least the first two...


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Ozzy Baxter



there needs to be 1-more sneaky-dk-uschi, 2-less rex, and 3-at least one pic of me in this thing.



well at least the first two...


Don't feel bad k-nut; I'm not in the picture either. It's like my senior year yearbook all over again....


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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf


Don't feel bad k-nut; I'm not in the picture either.



well they got some things right...


 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
It's like my senior year yearbook all over again....


or how about all your life all over again...?


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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...who?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
...who?


Who's on first, what's on second.


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the defense rest...


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Yes, the defence, but what about the deyard and the dehouse?


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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I DUNNO! THIRD BASE!


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You've never gotten to third base.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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i did once on teevee...


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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He came to lay some cable....


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