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#91190 2003-08-14 10:26 PM
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Here's the link!
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Who's Nick? Who's Carmen? Use REAL names, please!

#91192 2003-08-14 11:01 PM
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I second that.

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In my dreams ROY always had hair.

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Pic #16. Wet spot. Real nice. [whaaaa!] [no no no]

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I'll tell you one thing,next year at the Nature Con I aint falling asleep!

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quote:
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In my dreams ROY always had hair.

In mine the Hooters girls didn't!

#91197 2003-08-15 1:04 AM
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quote:
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In my dreams ROY always had hair.

Yes. And he was a cyborg.

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he only had one eye?

#91199 2003-08-15 1:19 AM
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Why is the dog on fire?

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Is Franta really George Lopez?

#91201 2003-08-15 1:21 AM
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Why is Cardboard Marilyn Monroe watching Kimi and theo swap spit?

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quote:
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Is Franta really George Lopez?

lmao!

#91203 2003-08-15 8:50 AM
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In my dreams ROY always looked like my right hand!

#91204 2003-08-15 9:15 AM
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with lipstick.

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Huzzah!

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And Theo looked like my penis!

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quote:
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And Theo looked like my penis!

And still does! [whaaaa!]

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Sure, Speedy, suuuuurrrre..

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lol

#91210 2003-08-16 10:24 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Who's Nick? Who's Carmen? Use REAL names, please!

Yeah...who is who? I know who Franta and Kimi are...but the others?

Also Kimi is HOTT!

I miss my Franta!!

Wish I was with you guys!

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The black guy is LLance...

#91212 2003-08-18 3:55 AM
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And the slightly-humorous chubby guy is Theo.

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As I said,just like my penis!

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quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
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Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Who's Nick? Who's Carmen? Use REAL names, please!

Yeah...who is who? I know who Franta and Kimi are...but the others?

Also Kimi is HOTT!

I miss my Franta!!

Wish I was with you guys!

Thanks Stareena! [wink]
Everyone knows Llance. Rufie is the tall guy with the shaved head (rufus t firefly). Roy Batty is the shaved head with glasses. Carmen is a friend from work. Nick is Franta's Kato Kalin. The blond next to Franta on his deck is Silver Armadillo. Theo is the one with the really hot tan.

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Where are the donkeys?

#91216 2003-08-17 10:22 PM
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Man, can you not see LLance?

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quote:
Originally posted by Joe Quesada:
Where are the donkeys?

They were tired from fucking and were taking a nap...

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How Kimi and theo Spent the Night, by TK-069.
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Kimi was recently invited to a water party from theo. She totally has the hots for the guy so she obviously says yes. The only problem is that theo has asked Kimi to wear a blue bikini that costs exactly 100 bucks where she comes from. Yet since all she wants to do is make him happy Kimi goes ahead and buys it. When she reaches the party Kimi realizes it is only her and Carmen there who are wearing blue bikinis. Kimi was kind of shocked that theo's party only had 2 people. Anyway she jumps in. theo started by talking to her and Carmen and Kimi is thinking this guy is so sweet!! But then he starts staring at Carmen's boobs then lifts off her bikini then bites n sucks them. Suddenly, he says "Kimi u look like ur gettin bored want to play my favorite game??" Sure says Carmen in a sexy voice. As if he was talkin to her. Kimi is so mad at her thinking Carmen's trying to steal her man. So Kimi quickly says "how do you play" in the exact same voice that Carmen used. theo's reply was "its called switch. You two take off your bikinis then switch them so I know who has bigger breasts. Kimi is totally uncomfortable doing this but since he is sooo hot she does it. When Carmen puts on Kimi's bikini it looks so big on her yet when Kimi puts on Carmen's she feels totally naked because both of her breasts are completely showing. Finally theo is showing all of his attention on Kimi instead of that whore Carmen. She swims over to him not caring at all that Carmen's bikini just flew off. He starts humping on her so hard that the thang ripps off. Kimi stuffs 1 boob in his mouth. While he tongue plays with it the other one is being massaged by his hand. theo takes the boob out of his mouth and starts biting her nipples and suckin them. Kimi obviously won't switch. This is making Carmen sick so she walks out of the pool. Kimi suddenly feels sorry for her but that feeling quickly goes away when theo's long and hard d!ck gets slid into her coochy. Up and down repetitively while the two make out. Kimi gets tired of the same thing happening so she pushes him away and goes under water to start sucking on his d!ck like how you suck on a lolly pop. theo is really liking this and wants more so he pulls you to his room by the hand. The 2 hide under the covers and have some really hot sex. theo was stuffin his face in Kimi's boobs. She sucks his d!ck then he slides it down as hard as he could. Totally cummin her up but then his closet opens which is full of other girls. theo says "O ya these are the girls I do it with when I don't have parties." Kimi gets so mad that she slaps him across his face and walks home naked. Kimi suddenly remembers all this time they were doing it and she didn't even have her period yet. Ya right, like that would happen! This is what really happened... Kimi asked "Am I as good as them??" Theo says "Ya I guess but they got bigger breasts. If u want to satisfy me u need surgery." Kimi agrees even though deep down she doesn't wan't to. The surgery is finished. theo sees Kimi and ripps off her shirt right in front of every one.

THE END

Best. Erotica. Ever.

Beat that Kori!

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LMAO! [AAAHHHH!!!]

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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Is Franta really George Lopez?

Looks more like a fat Mario Cantone to me:
FRANTA

"I'M GAY!"

#91221 2003-08-18 10:59 PM
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Theo, I thought you promised not to tell TK all the dirty details!!!! [nyah hah]

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He didn't...TK was hiding in the bushes with a video camera.

If it's any consolation though the tapes already worn out from him constantly playing and rewinding it.

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[whaaaa!]

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quote:
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Theo, I thought you promised not to tell TK all the dirty details!!!! [nyah hah]

I couldn't help myself!
I'm a bad person!....

Wah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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C'mere you!! Your gonna get a spanking for that! [mwah hwah haa]

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Hey! I need a spanking too! I filmed naughty things!

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Punish me Kimi! I'm a tattle tale.

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quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
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Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Who's Nick? Who's Carmen? Use REAL names, please!

Yeah...who is who? I know who Franta and Kimi are...but the others?

Also Kimi is HOTT!

I miss my Franta!!

Wish I was with you guys!

Nick is the guy who lives in my basement...

Carmen works with at the hospital.

I miss you too and you'd better make it next year dammit! If Roy can come from England...hitch a ride with John he usually comes in from Baltimore that time of year!

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quote:
Originally posted by Disco Steve:
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Originally posted by TK-069:
Is Franta really George Lopez?

Looks more like a fat Mario Cantone to me:
FRANTA

"I'M GAY!"

I dont even remember taking that picture.

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