RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts The masturbating dog killer is on the loose again!

He'll kill the owner but at least the dogs are happy.

What about the horses?

A moon landing is the arrival of an intact manned or unmanned spacecraft on
the surface of a planet's natural satellite. The concept has been a goal of
humankind since it was first appreciated that the Moon is Earth's closest
large celestial body.

The United States space agency NASA achieved the first manned landing on
Earth's Moon as part of the Apollo 11 mission commanded by Neil Armstrong.
On July 20, 1969, Armstrong, accompanied by Edwin 'Buzz' Aldrin, landed
the lunar module Eagle on the surface of the Moon, while Micheal Collins
orbited above. Armstrong and Aldrin spent a day on the surface of the Moon
before returning to Earth. NASA carried out six manned moon landings between
1969 and 1972.

Conspiracy theorists insist that the Apollo moon landings were a hoax. These
accusations flourish in part because predictions by enthusiasts that Moon
landings would become commonplace have not yet come to pass. Some claims can
be empirically discredited by three retroreflector arrays left on the Moon
by Apollo 11,[10] 14 and 15. Today, anyone on Earth with an appropriate laser
and telescope system may bounce laser beams off these devices, verifying
deployment of the Lunar Laser Ranging Experiment at historically documented
Apollo moon landing sites.Since the first hoax accusations were made—albeit
by non-scientists pursuing the conspiracy accusations in part for monetary
gain, and although they havebeen repeatedly debunked by many independent
scientists—a small minority ofthe global population continues to believe
the allegations, which has bothered NASA and the astronauts who flew the
missions. However, it has recently become apparent from the multiple
scheduled or proposed governmental and private efforts to send landers or
orbiters to the Moon that it is likely that independent proof will be
returned, and thus conclude any conspiracy theories.

Cancún is a coastal city in Mexico's easternmost state, Quintana Roo, on
the Yucatán Peninsula. Cancun is located on the Yucatan Channel that
separates Mexico from the island of Cuba in the Greater Antilles. Cancun's
region is sometimes known as the Mexican Caribbean.The city has grown rapidly
over the past thirty years to become a city of approximately 600,000
residents, covering the former island and the nearbymainlandThere are about
150 hotels in Cancún with more than 24,000 roomsand 380 restaurants. Four
million visitors arrive each year in an average of 190 flights daily. The
Hotel Zone of Cancun is shaped like a 7 with bridges on each end connecting
to the mainland. Hotels on the vertical or long side of the 7 tend to have
rougher beaches and beach erosion can be aproblem. Resorts on the horizontal
or short end of the seven tend to havemore gentle surf because the waves
here are blocked by the island of IslaMujeres which lies just off shore.
The temperature of the city is warm and tropical, moderated by the marine
breezes created by onshore trade-winds, which circulates through its avenues.
Depending on the season, maximum temperatures range from 26 °C (78.8 °F) in January to 32 °C (90 °F) in Juneand between 18 °C (64.4 °F) and 25 °C (77 °F) at night. Temperature extremeshave ranged between a maximum of 39.5 °C (103.2 °F) and a minimum of 9.5 °C(49.2 °F) 5 km (3.1 mi) inland at the Airport at the south end of the city.More temperate conditions occur from November to February and it is hottestfrom April to September, due to proximity to the Caribbean and Gulf humidityis high all-year around (averages close to 70% on rain fre days).

"Heffalumps and Woozles" is a song from the 1968 Walt Disney musical film featurette Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day. It was written by the Sherman Brothers.The song is about phantasmagoric elephants and weasels becoming a threat to Pooh and his food source (honey). The song serves as a soundtrack to the iconic, psychedelic "Pooh Nightmare" sequence where Pooh subconsciously deals with the theft of his all-too-precious honey.Although the song is not used in the 2005 feature, Pooh's Heffalump Movie; it is generally accepted that the song and accompanying visual montage is the inspiration of the Heffalump film. Such is more definitively the case with the relationship between the Sherman Brothers' song, "The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers" and the 2000 release of The Tigger Movie".The song was considered very "of its time,"[citation needed] borrowing liberally from the psychedelic experimentation which was prevalent in the late 1960s. It has also been compared to the similar Pink Elephants on Parade animated sequence from the Dumbo movieThe song is the main theme in dream scenes of the Winnie The Pooh series of rides at the Disney Parks. Part of the song is played as part of the soundtrack of HalloWishes, a Halloween-themed fireworks display held during Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom.

Christopher Robin is a character created by A. A. Milne. After the rights were sold, he has subsequently appeared in Disney cartoons.He appears in Milne's poems and in the two books: Winnie-the-Pooh (1926) and The House at Pooh Corner (1928). In the books he is a young boy who is one of Winnie-the-Pooh's best friends. His other friends are Eeyore, Kanga and Roo (taken separately from kangaroo), Rabbit, Piglet, Owl, and Tigger. His catchphrase is "Silly old bear", and he is characterized by his uneven socks. In the second book, there are hints that Christopher Robin is growing up. In the final chapter, the inhabitants of the Hundred Acre Wood throw him a farewell party after learning that he must leave them soon. It is implied that he is to attend boarding school.Christopher Robin was based upon the author A. A. Milne's own son, Christopher Robin Milne, who in later life became unhappy with the use of his name, writing in one of a series of autobiographical works: "It seemed to me almost that my father had got where he was by climbing on my infant shoulders, that he had filched from me my good name and left me nothing but empty fame". In addition to the two Pooh books the character was immortalized in other works by A. A. Milne including two books of poems: When We Were Very Young (1924) and Now We Are Six (1927). One of the poems, Vespers, was said by Christopher Milne as "the one work that has brought me over the years more toe-curling, fist-clenching, lip-biting embarrassment than any other".

19.McMahon was injured in 2007 in a fall and, in March 2008, it was announced he was
recovering from a broken neck and two subsequent surgeries. He later sued Cedars-Sinai
Medical Center and two doctors claiming fraud, battery, elder abuse, and emotional
distress, and accused them of discharging him with a broken neck after his fall in 2007
and later botching two neck surgeries.

20.On February 27, 2009 it was reported that McMahon had been in an undisclosed Los Angeles
hospital (later confirmed as Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center) for almost a month. He
was listed in serious condition and was in the intensive care unit. His publicist told
reporters that he was admitted for pneumonia at the time, but could not confirm nor deny
reports that McMahon had been diagnosed with bone cancer.

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McMahon died at age 86 on June 23, 2009, shortly after midnight at the Ronald Reagan UCLAMedical Center in Los Angeles, California. No formal cause of death was given, but McMahon's publicist attributed his death to the many health problems he had suffered overhis final months. McMahon spent weeks in the ICU fighting pneumonia, bone cancer,and other medical problems before his death. McMahon had said that he still suffered fromthe injury to his neck in March 2007. Signs point to the cause of death being due to hisbone cancer.Current Tonight host Conan O'Brien paid tribute to McMahon on his show later that night, saying "It is impossible, I think, for anyone to imagine The Tonight Show With Johnny Carson without Ed McMahon. Ed's laugh was really the soundtrack to that show." O'Brien added that McMahon, with Carson, created "the most iconic two-shot in broadcastinghistory. There will never be anything like that again."nal talk show host Larry Sanders and his side-kick Hank Kingsley in the sitcom The Larry Sanders Show is largely based on the one between McMahon and Carson.

Franks IPOD

Africa
Toto

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
Shes coming in 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, hurry boy, its waiting there for you

Chorus:
Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Theres nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do whats right
Sure as kilimanjaro rises like olympus above the serengeti
I seek to cure whats deep inside, frightened of this thing that Ive become

Chorus
Hurry boy, shes waiting there for you

Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Theres nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in africa, I bless the rains down in africa
I bless the rains down in africa, I bless the rains down in africa
I bless the rains down in africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

Franks IPod


Warren Zevon
Aint that pretty at all


Well, I've seen all there is to see
And I've heard all they have to say
I've done everything I wanted to do . . .
I've done that too
And it ain't that pretty at all
Ain't that pretty at all
So I'm going to hurl myself against the wall
'Cause I'd rather feel bad than not feel anything at all

You know, I just had a short vacation, Roy
Spent it getting a root canal
"Oh, how'd you like it?"
Well, it ain't that pretty at all
So I'm going to hurl myself against the wall
'Cause I'd rather feel bad than not feel anything at all

Gonna get a good running start and throw myself at the wall as hard as I can man

I've been to Paris
And it ain't that pretty at all
I've been to Rome
Guess what?
I'd like to go back to Paris someday and visit the Louvre Museum
Get a good running start and hurl myself at the wall
Going to hurl myself against the wall
'Cause I'd rather feel bad than feel nothing at all
And it ain't that pretty at all
Ain't that pretty at all

Can you say...



















(removes shades)




































...ugh?

Anonymous 08/02/09 08:16 PM Reading a post
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Dammit, the killer knows we're on to him!

So what's masturbating, the dog or the killer?

Wait don't answer that

Anonymous 12 minutes 37 seconds ago Reading a post
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AFLAC!