#93470
2003-09-05 2:43 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
That'll do.
ZOD, I command you to let LLance violate your Kryptonian Sphincter!
See Zod!
See LLance Assrape Zod!
Assrape, LLance, Assrape!
See Zod Enjoy!
Enjoy, Zod, Enjoy!
Zod command Bastard and Uschi have a long life together!
See Bastard!
See Uschi nag Bastard for long time!
Nag, Uschi nag!
See Bastard commit suicide!
Commit Suicide, Bastard, suicide!
![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#93471
2003-09-05 2:46 AM
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Ha!
That's where you're wrong, Zod!
I'd drink myself into a stupor before I'd bother to commit suicide! It's my defense mechanism against women!
See Bastard!
See Bastard Drink!
Drink Bastard, Drink!
See Zod!
See Zod Proposition!
Proposition, Zod, Proposition!
See Bastard!
See Bastard Run!
Run Bastard, Run!
See Zod!
See Zod gloryhole!
Gloryhole Zod, Gloryhole!
See Zod Itch!
Herpes, Zod, Herpes!
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#93472
2003-09-05 2:46 AM
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TK is confused!
LLance assrapes ZOD.
Uschi commands Bastard.
Uschi rules over all!
Run, TK, run!
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#93473
2003-09-05 2:49 AM
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I only nag those with whom I have no interest.
I lost interest with Mickey.
Mickey wasn't so fine.
Now Uschi nag Mickey.
Mickey is Uschi's Bitch.
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#93474
2003-09-05 2:51 AM
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Bastard has just admitted to having herpes! And Zod rules over all for he is ZOD!
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#93475
2003-09-05 2:52 AM
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So I presume Mickey didn't blow your mind, either?
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#93476
2003-09-05 2:57 AM
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Mickey lost it before it began.
I think the thread's still around somewhere...
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#93477
2003-09-05 3:01 AM
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Last I saw it, it was over by the dip, with those eurotrash heroin junkies.
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#93478
2003-09-05 3:06 AM
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She touches herself all the time!
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#93479
2003-09-05 3:08 AM
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That is physically impossible. Due to atomic electromagnetic repulsions, there is no way to touch anything, including yourself.
ZOD PROPOGATES LIES. I CANNOT SPELL PROPOGATE FOR THE LIFE OF ME. I THINK.
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#93480
2003-09-05 3:10 AM
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*sigh* It is a curse for Zod to be so desirable! ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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#93481
2003-09-05 3:12 AM
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" " is right! That was funny as hell! :lol:
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#93482
2003-09-05 3:15 AM
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Zod wows them off their feet with his superior sense of humor and goes in for the kill...
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#93483
2003-09-05 3:15 AM
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Almost as funny as... I dunno.... Elmer Fudd raping Porky Pig.
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#93484
2003-09-05 3:16 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
*sigh*
It is a curse for Zod to be so desirable!
Obviously, LLance is still attached to your ass as I write!
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#93485
2003-09-05 3:17 AM
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See LLance Defile!
Defile LLance, Defile!
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#93486
2003-09-05 3:18 AM
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Haven't you heard? Llance got too excited and died of heart failure! Course it is hard for the heart not to fail when it is crushed in the hand of Zod!
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#93487
2003-09-05 3:21 AM
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No he didn't!
This infernal contraption says he's still online!
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#93488
2003-09-05 3:25 AM
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Every time an ass sings a Llance gets his wings!
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#93489
2003-09-05 5:26 AM
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quote:
Last I saw it, it was over by the dip, with those eurotrash heroin junkies.
Did someone say something?
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#93490
2003-09-06 3:35 AM
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No Marcel.... go back to the dip, whilst we laugh at you behind your back.
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#93491
2003-09-05 6:39 PM
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How many times do I have to tell you?? ZOD is a sad, tired old man who cannot, must not be take seriously ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif) hehe, besides, this thread is just to weird, I tell you! "shudders"
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#93492
2003-09-05 9:36 PM
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I leave for a month or so and Uschi is still playing hard to get....
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#93493
2003-09-06 12:15 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Chant:
How many times do I have to tell you??
ZOD is a sad, tired old man who cannot, must not be take seriously
hehe, besides, this thread is just to weird, I tell you!
"shudders"
Sad and tired?! Zod will crush your lego house!! ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
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#93494
2003-09-06 1:03 AM
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.....with his massive ego?
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#93495
2003-09-06 1:06 AM
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Just don't hurt the Fisher Price little people.
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#93496
2003-09-06 2:06 AM
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Oh especially those little bastards... Zod will crush them over his knee, like so! *acts as if he's breaking someone over his knee*
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#93497
2003-09-06 5:05 AM
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ZOD, ZOD, ZOD!, even if you really tried, you could´nt even hit a fly off course!
So to think that you would destroy my lego house, thats just pure nonsense!
I mean, you look old, you speak of yourself in thirdperson, that must mean you are an old man.
And old men are always tired!
you sure you don´t need a walking cane?
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#93498
2003-09-06 6:35 AM
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ZOD am not a fuddy-duddy! But he does seem old. Look at that balding. oldest. man. ever. ![[worst. icon. ever.]](graemlins/comicguy-icon00.gif)
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#93499
2003-09-06 7:10 AM
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Sorry thats Llance's title...
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#93500
2003-09-06 9:00 AM
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hey ZOD, translate this!!!
DU LUGTER!!!
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#93501
2003-09-06 5:14 PM
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Das Fenster ist nicht ein Bild!
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#93502
2003-09-06 5:48 PM
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#93503
2003-09-06 5:49 PM
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#93504
2003-09-06 5:54 PM
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I knew it! I knew it!
GERMANS!!!
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#93505
2003-09-06 5:57 PM
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I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
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#93506
2003-09-06 8:08 PM
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Essen die shiza, vandamnnt! No I can't spell that!
Hitler! Come on... I'll buy you a lemonade.
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#93507
2003-09-06 8:39 PM
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I'm a Yankee Doodle dandy!
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#93508
2003-09-06 9:35 PM
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You're a Phone Yankee Screwdle Dandy.
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#93509
2003-09-06 10:14 PM
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Isn't that what I just got done saying?
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