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"to ill mac - not unlike bbvl, your appreciation for naked or near-naked hot wimmins astounds me. if i ever provide an incomplete hot girl of the week review, you're always there to step up to the plate, and provide my needy fans with the appropriate boob and/or butt. i could not be more proud of you." -Gob (At 10,000 posts) ----------- Tony Stark: Cool Exec. Heart of Steel.
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He used to post here but then he realized most of the guys were like 30. I mean, he's 14, what's their excuse?
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I probably didn't spell that right...
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Did you know embarrassing is spelled with to rs? I seriously did not.
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I'm still trying to learn how to spell IRWINSHWAB. Isn't there a "C" in SHWAB?
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There is according to his website: http://ihschwartz.com/
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I'm still trying to learn how to spell IRWINSHWAB. Isn't there a "C" in SHWAB? Yeah, he actually spelled it wrong. He had it as IRWINSHWAB for forever. This is IRWINSHWAB's Martian Manhunter blog. It's fucking awesome. http://idol-head.blogspot.com/
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"to ill mac - not unlike bbvl, your appreciation for naked or near-naked hot wimmins astounds me. if i ever provide an incomplete hot girl of the week review, you're always there to step up to the plate, and provide my needy fans with the appropriate boob and/or butt. i could not be more proud of you." -Gob (At 10,000 posts) ----------- Tony Stark: Cool Exec. Heart of Steel.
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“I can’t help looking gay. I put on a dress and people say, ‘Who’s the dyke in the dress?’” - Karen Ripley
“Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask us about our weekend. ‘I had a great time with ….THEM.’Great! Now they don’t think you’re queer ~ just a bigslut!” - Judy Carter
“Men often say, ‘Women! Who could ever understand them?’ Don’t ask a lesbian for the answer. All you’ll get is a sympathetic nod.” - Joanne Brigden
“My mom blames California for being a lesbian. ‘Everything was fine until you moved out there.’ ‘That’s right, Mom, we have mandatory lesbianism in West Hollywood.The Gay Patrol busted me, and I was given seven business days to add a significant amount of flannel to my wardrobe.” - Coley Sohn
“If homosexuality is a disease, lets all call in queer to work‘Hello. Can’t work today, still queer’.” - Robin Tyler
“A woman goes to the gynecologist, and upon examination, the doctor says, ‘Why, it’s immaculate in here! What do you do to keep yourself so hygenic?’The woman responds, ‘I have a woman in twice a week.’”
“My partner and I joined a support group for monogamous lesbians - it was great until she met someone there.” -Margo Gomez
“When my mother found out I was gay she sent me to Juvenile Hall.That’s smart. Sending me to live with five hundred girls who can’t get out!” - Kat Howard
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Lesbian is a term most widely used in the English language to describe sexual and romantic desire between females. The word may be used as a noun, to refer to women who identify themselves or who may be identified by others as having the primary attribute of female homosexuality. It may also be used as an adjective to describe characteristics of an object or activity as related to female same-sex desire.Although female homosexuality has appeared in many cultures throughout time, not until recently has lesbian described a group of people. In the late 19th century sexologists published their observations on same-sex desire and behavior, designating lesbians in Western culture as a unique entity. As a result, women who became aware of their new medical status formed underground subcultures in Europe and North America. Further broadening of the term occurred in the 1970s, influenced by second wave feminism. Historians since have re-examined relationships between women in history, and have questioned what qualifies a woman or a relationship as lesbian.
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William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet is an Academy Award-nominated 1996 American film and the 10th on-screen adaptation of William Shakespeare's romantic tragedy of the same name. It was directed by Australian Baz Luhrmann and stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes in the eponymous roles. The film is a modernization of Shakespeare's play, designed to appeal to a younger modern audience. The warring families (the Montagues and the Capulets) are represented as warring business empires and swords are replaced by guns. Despite the adaptation, the film retains Shakespeare's original dialogue, albeit edited down for modern cinema audiences.
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Romeo & Juliet Dire Straits
A lovestruck romeo sings a streetsus serenade Laying everybody low with me a lovesong that he made Finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade Says something like you and me babe how about it ?
Juliet says hey its romeo you nearly gimme a heart attack Hes underneath the window shes singing hey la my boyfriends back You shouldnt come around here singing up at people like that Anyway what you gonna do about it ?
Juliet the dice were loaded from the start And I bet and you exploded in my heart And I forget the movie song When you wanna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet ?
Come up on differents streets they both were streets of shame Both dirty both mean yes and the dream was just the same And I dreamed your dream for you and your dream is real How can you look at me as if I was just another one of your deals ?
Where you can fall for chains of silver you can fall for chains of gold You can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold You promised me everything you promised me think and thin Now you just says oh romeo yeah you know I used to have a scene with him
Juliet when we made love you used to cry You said I love you like the stars above Ill love you till I die Theres a place for us you know the movie song When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet ?
I cant do the talk like they talk on tv And I cant do a love song like the way its meant to be I cant do everything but Id do anything for you I cant do anything except be in love with you
And all I do is miss you and the way we used to be All do is keep the beat and bad company All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme Julie Id do the stars with you any time
Juliet when we made love you used to cry You said I love you like the stars above Ill love you till I die Theres a place for us you know the movie song When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet ?
A lovestruck romeo sings a streetsus serenade Laying everybody low with me a lovesong that he made Finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade Says something like you and me babe how about it ?
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How to Photograph Sports in Low Light Step1 Connect an external flash to your camera if it has the capability. If your camera cannot be used with an external flash, set it up to use the built-in flash. The more powerful flash you use, the farther you can be from your subject and still light it. Step2 If using an external flash, turn up the shutter speed on your camera as high as it will go. On many cameras, this can be done by setting the mode dial to shutter priority ("S" on Nikon cameras) and spinning the shutter speed wheel to the right. Different cameras can sync the flash with different shutter speeds; 500 is the highest I've seen. You may need to adjust shutter speed, depending on the speed of the moving subject and the power of your flash. Don't be afraid to experiment. If your camera doesn't have an adjustable shutter speed, set the camera to sports mode. Step3 Get in as close as possible to the subject and aim your camera as the action happens. In basketball, some of the best photographs are taken from beneath the net or nearby from the sidelines.Taking pictures from above, such as on a balcony,will have more favorable light. For wrestling, sitting on the far corner of the mat can produce some good action photos. Just get as close as youcan without getting in the way of the player or officials and crouch down if you are positioned in front of spectators.
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Step4 As you photograph, check out the pictures on your camera's digital screen. Play with flash and shutter settings to adjust the brightness and blur of the picture. Many external flashes have an increase/decrease flash control,sometimes denoted by a + and -.
Step5 Turning up the camera's ISO (digital film speed) will produce brighter shots with less of a flash, but each increase in ISO will produce a more "grainy" shot. On many cameras, the default ISO is 200. Increase ISO paringly, but if you are too far away or don't have a flash, crank up the ISO.
Step6 Using a "fast" lens (a lens with a high aperture) will allow more light to come into the camera and make brighter pictures while using less flash. Another effect of using a higher aperture is a shallow depth of field, which can produce a nice effect, but makes it so if you are slightly off focus of the subject, it will appear out of focus. Lenses with a high aperture are useful, but can be pricey.
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Glory glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I met her at the door with a loaded .44 Now the teacher don't teach no more!
I have seen the glory of the burning of the school we have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule we have barbecued the principal, destroyed the PTA, our school keeps burning on
Glory, glory hallelujah. Teacher hit me with a ruler. Met her at the door with a magnum .44 Now there ain't no teacher no more.
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Scooby dooby doo, took a poo, Shaggy thought it was candy. Shaggy took a bite, his balls turned white. That's the end of poor shaggy.
Pepsi cola came to town. Coca-Cola shot him down. Dr. Pepper fixed him up. Now we're drinking 7-up. 7-up caught the flu. Now we're drinking Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew caught it too... NOW WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!?
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