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#1055026 2009-05-03 6:13 PM
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Who will I break next?
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What did you do last night?


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He drank until he started weeping - about half a beer. And then fucked a sock while whispering, "Shhhhhhhhh...shhhhhhhhhh..." at it.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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wow. That's not even clever.


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Heh.

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 Originally Posted By: Alt ID
wow. That's not even clever.


Sometimes, the truth isn't clever or witty or funny. Sometimes it's just sad. Kinda like when someone posts a thread about "banging" one's "aunt." You just kinda shake your head and move on with life.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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For the record, she's not blood related.


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Nowhereman: Says "cunt" a lot. Is also welsh or something.
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Joe Mamma: Fat
Captain Sammitch: Fucks fat chicks
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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
He drank until he started weeping - about half a beer. And then fucked a sock while whispering, "Shhhhhhhhh...shhhhhhhhhh..." at it.

don't forget the baby bladder.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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