Special thanks to Chris Oakley for these messages.
First off, we have an unsolicited email from Zzappy McZzapsalot:
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From: Steve Zweig <s_zweig@yahoo.com> To: ChrisO_01801@yahoo.com Sent: Tuesday, June 3, 2008 2:22:06 AM Subject: RKMB
Hi Chris,
You don't know me, but I'd like to talk to you about the Rob Kamphausen Message Boards.
You can contact me at: s_zweig@yahoo.com
Thanks.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
What could the ol' Kid-Ignorer want from Chris? Oakley is curious, concerned, and...helpful?
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From: Chris Oakley <chriso_01801@yahoo.com> To: s_zweig@yahoo.com Sent: Tuesday, June 3, 2008 9:45:30 AM Subject: Just got your e-mail...
Is there something I should know? Are the RKMBs about to be shut down, or do you just want to know how to use the boards there?
Chris Oakley
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Zzweiggy reveals his evil intentions! Will Oakley be tempted and recruited???
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From: Steve Zweig <s_zweig@yahoo.com> To: chriso_01801@yahoo.com Sent: Tuesday, June 3, 2008 11:37:56 AM Subject: Re: Just got your e-mail...
Well, would you like to see them shut down? They sure don't seem to like you very much over there. Let me know your status and we can discuss from there.
Steve
Quick commentary from Oakley's email to me:
Quote:
How he found out about my past troubles at the Rob boards I don't know, and frankly I'm scared to ask.
How much time did Steve-O spend ignoring his life to stalk Oakley, one wonders...
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Have Zzap's kids been put in foster care yet? if not, you gotta figure they're roaming the streets by now, while their "father" sits at his laptop, plotting revenge on us all.
From: Chris Oakley <chriso_01801@yahoo.com> To: s_zweig@yahoo.com Sent: Tuesday, June 3, 2008 12:37:50 PM Subject: I'll admit I've had some problems with them in the past...
...but I don't want to see them shut down. I don't really spend that much time there these days anyhow.
I hope you're not talking about hacking the RKMBs, because as I understand it the law generally tends to frown on that kind of thing.
Chris Oakley
Chris is helpful, even as he rejects the Insurgency's desperation ploy. Here's another bit of commentary:
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He's been conspicuously quiet since I turned him down...whether that's a good thing or a bad thing is hard to say, but it does raise some interesting questions.
"It does raise some interesting questions," indeed. Poor jilted Zweigerooni...
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Have Zzap's kids been put in foster care yet? if not, you gotta figure they're roaming the streets by now, while their "father" sits at his laptop, plotting revenge on us all.
From my understanding, it was even worse as he doesnt live with his kids, and he gave up his time allowance with them to plot against us. So not only was he a shitty husband and father, but after splitting from his spouse, he gave up what precious little time he had with them!
Have Zzap's kids been put in foster care yet? if not, you gotta figure they're roaming the streets by now, while their "father" sits at his laptop, plotting revenge on us all.
They've formed a feral tribe with whomod's daughter and the rest of the former Insurgency's cast-off kids.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Have Zzap's kids been put in foster care yet? if not, you gotta figure they're roaming the streets by now, while their "father" sits at his laptop, plotting revenge on us all.
They've formed a feral tribe with whomod's daughter and the rest of the former Insurgency's cast-off kids.
Have Zzap's kids been put in foster care yet? if not, you gotta figure they're roaming the streets by now, while their "father" sits at his laptop, plotting revenge on us all.
They've formed a feral tribe with whomod's daughter and the rest of the former Insurgency's cast-off kids.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
You know, honestly, some times I have to wonder if half the shit that goes on here is even real.
What kind of a father forsakes the only two days he can spend with his kids so he can lead a fearsome raid on a message board??? The guy fucked off at work on top of that.
whomod calls the cops on rex, snarf embarrasses himself every time he mashes out a post...fuck, look at the TNA threads. Can someone really be that big of a fuckwit?
Sikkbones with his fag poetry at a board designed for angry middle school kids, on and on.
You know, honestly, some times I have to wonder if half the shit that goes on here is even real.
What kind of a father forsakes the only two days he can spend with his kids so he can lead a fearsome raid on a message board??? The guy fucked off at work on top of that.
whomod calls the cops on rex, snarf embarrasses himself every time he mashes out a post...fuck, look at the TNA threads. Can someone really be that big of a fuckwit?
Sikkbones with his fag poetry at a board designed for angry middle school kids, on and on.
It all really makes me wonder sometimes...
You...you sound so jaded...
Repeat after me, pal: "IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!!!"
And trade me a RP for Andrus.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
You know, honestly, some times I have to wonder if half the shit that goes on here is even real.
What kind of a father forsakes the only two days he can spend with his kids so he can lead a fearsome raid on a message board??? The guy fucked off at work on top of that.
whomod calls the cops on rex, snarf embarrasses himself every time he mashes out a post...fuck, look at the TNA threads. Can someone really be that big of a fuckwit?
Sikkbones with his fag poetry at a board designed for angry middle school kids, on and on.
It all really makes me wonder sometimes...
Its called "liberaldoucheitis". I have the pleasure of living in a town that is full of people with it. Symptoms include taking everything seriously, thinking everything you see online is true and a complete lack of common sense.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
Have Zzap's kids been put in foster care yet? if not, you gotta figure they're roaming the streets by now, while their "father" sits at his laptop, plotting revenge on us all.
They've formed a feral tribe with whomod's daughter and the rest of the former Insurgency's cast-off kids.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet."
You know, honestly, some times I have to wonder if half the shit that goes on here is even real.
What kind of a father forsakes the only two days he can spend with his kids so he can lead a fearsome raid on a message board??? The guy fucked off at work on top of that.
whomod calls the cops on rex, snarf embarrasses himself every time he mashes out a post...fuck, look at the TNA threads. Can someone really be that big of a fuckwit?
Sikkbones with his fag poetry at a board designed for angry middle school kids, on and on.
It all really makes me wonder sometimes...
its scary when Oakley seems the most plausible of the whole thing!
Have Zzap's kids been put in foster care yet? if not, you gotta figure they're roaming the streets by now, while their "father" sits at his laptop, plotting revenge on us all.
They've formed a feral tribe with whomod's daughter and the rest of the former Insurgency's cast-off kids.
King Snarf content User Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts Wed May 13 2009 04:27 PM Reading a post Forum: PJP's Random Chat and Insurgency Roast Thread: So...What Went On When Zzweig Tried To Recruit Oakley For Their Botched "Raid?"
Have Zzap's kids been put in foster care yet? if not, you gotta figure they're roaming the streets by now, while their "father" sits at his laptop, plotting revenge on us all.
They've formed a feral tribe with whomod's daughter and the rest of the former Insurgency's cast-off kids.
Have Zzap's kids been put in foster care yet? if not, you gotta figure they're roaming the streets by now, while their "father" sits at his laptop, plotting revenge on us all.
They've formed a feral tribe with whomod's daughter and the rest of the former Insurgency's cast-off kids.
Have Zzap's kids been put in foster care yet? if not, you gotta figure they're roaming the streets by now, while their "father" sits at his laptop, plotting revenge on us all.
They've formed a feral tribe with whomod's daughter and the rest of the former Insurgency's cast-off kids.
Have Zzap's kids been put in foster care yet? if not, you gotta figure they're roaming the streets by now, while their "father" sits at his laptop, plotting revenge on us all.
They've formed a feral tribe with whomod's daughter and the rest of the former Insurgency's cast-off kids.
Anonymous 7 seconds ago Reading a post Forum: Pro & Jake's Fortress of Awesome Chat Thread: So...What Went On When Zzweig Tried To Recruit Oakley For Their Botched "Raid?"
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