RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts A Letter For Frank Burns

Dear Frank:

Others refer to your posts as "spam," but I see their inner brilliance. Time and again, I've sifted through dozens of your posts on a Saturday morning. They alternate between informative and entertaining. While other people (like the Iconolasts) and other alts try to do what you do, none of them hold a candle to your genius.

But lately you've been...erratic in your posting. There've been some Saturdays where I wake up, looking forward to reading your work as I enjoy a coffee and bagel (yes, Frank, I liken you to a weekend newspaper, to be leisurely digested with one's breakfast), only to find...nothing. Sure, you make up for it in the afternoon, but it's not the same. Your posts just aren't the same.

Which brings us to today. No posts. Frank, when I was a kid, I loved Saturday morning cartoons. Loved them. I would get excited when the networks' ads for that season's cartoons would appear in my favorite comics. There were a few Saturdays when my brother and I actually brought down our smaller TV so we could watch two shows that we wanted to see. The most heartbreaking day of my young life was when we turned on the TV and some live action show was on. We knew that the Golden Age (GA) of Saturday morning cartoons was dying.

Do you understand, Frank? You are the Saturday morning cartoons of these boards. We need you. We need your entertainment and knack for the informative. The quotes you dig up grace signatures all across the interwebs, Frank. And when you don't post...well, I think you understand. So, please Frank, please make a little more effort. I thank you in advance, Frank.

Sincerely and Gratefully:

Joseph T. Mother

Dear Joseph Tiberius Mother:

Bit of a Star Trek fan eh?

Thanks for your interest in my work. It is my intention with my work to inform and or amuse the masses with my weekly posts.

I started this almost five years ago and I was posting half my work on a Saturday and half on a Sunday. Than someone suggested I post on all my work on one day so they could read it at once as they could not always get back to their computer on Sundays to read the second part. I complied and started posting Saturday mornings only.

than life got busy. Some times I wasn't home Saturdays to post so I started posting Friday evenings. This worked for a long time...until recently. Now I find myself again busy with life. (Stoopid life) I don't always have time to post on the Internet. Even if it is just twenty to thirty minutes to post my work. It can sometimes be more than I have to give at the time.

I shall try. On that you have my word.


Sincerely


Franklin BJ. Burns

Dear Frank:

Thank you. Y'made my day.

Your Humble Fan,

Joseph T. Mother
President of the Frank Burns Fan Club, Boston Chapter

I think that is the 1st time I have seen Frank Burns Post an Actual post and not some of his inane drivel

Dear Frank Burns

Rob is gay

Dear Frank Burns

SoM is correct.

Your Fan for Life,

-Pro

Frank Burns is a twat.
-MisterJLA

"I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man." '-- True Grit