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Subject: ebay

Hey,
how are you doing recently?
I would like to introduce you a very good company and its website is http://www.mydosell.com It can offer you all kinds of electronic products that you may be in need,such as laptops ,gps ,TV LCD,cell phones,ps3,MP3/4,motorcycles and etc........
You can take some time to have a check ,there must be something interesting you 'd like to purchase .

Hope you can enjoy yourself in shopping from that company !

Regards


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Subject: Purchas

Hi I would like to buy some television
thanks

Maxy


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Dear Maxy,

Thanks for your attention to our company,

Could you tell me where are you from? and how many units would you like? if you can order more than 10 units we can offer you free shipping,

Best regards,

Gary Zhou,
Sales Manager
Beijing Huahai Shangmao Co., Ltd
Hailong Building, Zhongguanchun,
Haidian district,
Beijing, 100020,
China


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No I wold like 1 order for now please.

I am from Estonia, Peterburi tee street number 83 can you send me television

Maxy


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Dear Maxy,

Thanks for your attention to our company,

We can send that tv to your address, the shipping cost is about 35 US Dollars, so you can place an order online or tell me the products full name, I can help you here,

Best regards,

Gary Zhou,
Sales Manager
Beijing Huahai Shangmao Co., Ltd
Hailong Building, Zhongguanchun,
Haidian district,
Beijing, 100020,


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I would like good color TV to watch on DIVD. With antenna too for TV

Where to send 35 dolars (Bank account number,etc.) please

Thank you closely
Maxy


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Dear Maxy,

Thanks for your attention to our company,

Could you tell me the full name of the TV, so we can caculate the total cost ( Price of the TV + shipping cost).

By the way, please supply with us the informations of yours: Full name, address and telephone,

Best regards,

Gary Zhou,
Sales Manager
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Haidian district,
Beijing, 100020,


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Hello full name of TV is Samsong television, full name of Maxy is Maxwell Karen Yezpitelok, Peterburi tee street number 83 telephone 562

where to send 35 dolars, I have them allready this morneng from seling goat.

Thank you so kindly
Maxy


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Dear Maxy,

Thanks for your attention to our company,

I mean that you have paid the full amount of the TV, not just the shipping cost, Samsung HL61A650 61-Inch 1080p Slim DLP HDTV, the total cost are 704 US Dollars, and the following is our bank informations:

Bank Name: Bank of China
A/C Holder’s Name: Duan Fan
A/C No.: 4320105-0188-054310-4
Swift Code: BKCH CN BJ 110
Address: No.2 Chao Yang Men Nei Da Jie, Dongcheng District, Beijing, 100010, China


Best regards,

Gary Zhou,
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Hailong Building, Zhongguanchun,
Haidian district,
Beijing, 100020,


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Dear,

You tell me 35 dolar, I sell Ipkiss the goat for 50, I can give you 45 dolar with 5 for taxi to me.

Final ofering
thank you

Maxy


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Dear Maxy,

Thanks for your attention to our company,

I told you the shipping cost is 35 US Dollars, but you need pay the price of the TV, do you want to use 35 US Dollars to buy a TV?


Best regards,

Gary Zhou,
Sales Manager
Beijing Huahai Shangmao Co., Ltd
Hailong Building, Zhongguanchun,
Haidian district,
Beijing, 100020,


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Yes, Im happy to understand. Must be colored please & antenna for to watch TV.

I expect on next wendsday for watching midget wrestling match in ESTV with friend and famely

Merry wishes,
Maxy


He probably won't reply anymore.


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that guy's name is gary


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Funny stuff.

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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
I love that guy gary

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 Originally Posted By: G-Man
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
I love that guy gary


y'got me!


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GARY LOVERER!

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He takes him up the Gary Glitter. (go look up the Cockney rhyming slang)

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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
 Originally Posted By: G-Man
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
I love that guy gary


y'got me!


Just like I told you I would, on that hot, bloody day back in 'Nam. Stuck in the brush with three non-coms...Charlie creeping up...and you just left me to those gooks?!!

Now...NOW MY REVENGE IS COMPLETE!!!














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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
Now...NOW MY REVENGE IS COMPLETE!!!


i'm not even certain you caught the zing...

 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus

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...getting warmer...

 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
Just like I told you I would, on that hot, bloody day back in 'Nam. Stuck in the brush with three non-coms...Charlie creeping up...and you just left me to those gooks?!!


actually, that reminds me, i just saw gran torino. to the media forum!!


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Dear Maxy,

Thanks for your attention to our company,

Have you made the payment today?

Best regards,

Gary Zhou,
Sales Manager
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Hailong Building, Zhongguanchun,
Haidian district,
Beijing, 100020,


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Dear,

I want to first confirm it get to my house by wendsday for small people fight in TV. The all famely is coming for watching,all very aroused for fight. Then Maxy sent money to to bank.

It's very much money and if it cant get TV by wendsday then I buy TV some were else.

Good day,
Maxy


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Dear Maxy,

Thanks for your attention to our company,

We will wait for your payment, have a nice day.

Best regards,

Gary Zhou,
Sales Manager
Beijing Huahai Shangmao Co., Ltd
Hailong Building, Zhongguanchun,
Haidian district,
Beijing, 100020,


Guess I'll wait till Wednesday and send and angry letter.


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you should tell him tomorrow is wednesday where you are!


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Indeed I would.
I get quite disturbed by those sickening PMs you keep sending me.

I forwarded one to Michael Jackson, and look how sick he thought you was.

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You kidding? He died years ago. This was the collapse-death of Zombie EmJay.


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Too soon?

Its never too soon to mock a dead pedo!

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He's still alive and we're already mocking his death!


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NOT DEAR,

HELLO,

IS FRIDAY AND TELEVISION IT NEVER ARRIVE. WE WAIT FOR TELEVISION FOR WENDSDAY, MANY DAYS OF WAITING HARDLY, BUT ONLY AIR FROM TREES AND SMELLINGS OF COW ARRIVE.

YOU PROMISE TO BRING TELEVISION, BUT YOU BRING SHAME INTO MY HOUSE
I WILL NOT PAY 45 DOLARS, I DONT CARE IF TELEVISION IS ON WAY. TOO LATE FOR REJOICING

DO YOU HAVE DISH WASHING MACHINE THOUGH.

SOME GREETING,
MAXY


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Dear Maxy,

Thanks for your attention to our company,

Are you serously? have you made the payment? after you pay so we can send the products to you, that is deal.

Best regards,

Gary Zhou,
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I should have replied "Yes I'm seriously you guys!"

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Gary.

Firstly only friends call me Maxy, youre no longer my friend.

Secondly I ask to confirm for TV get here on wendsday, you confirm but then it doesnt get, so no payment. It very unprofesionel for prestigeous companny like Mydosell to fail on word. All the famely ask where is it? where is it? It isn't, I have to tell them. It never is. Now people at town square laugh and rejoice at my lack of TV.

Thirdly how much is dish washer machine.

Welcome,
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You killed it, rex. He never replied.

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You killed it, rex. He never replied.

Never enjoy anything again. Never dare to love.



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