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Cuz I'm looking for a man!
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I`ve got a large penis! Unfortunately its not mine......I stole it!
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And I'm still waiting for you to return it Nowhereman!
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quote: Originally posted by Kimi: Cuz I'm looking for a man! AHEM! I'm 18 now!
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Ohooooo I get what your saying... You can vote now.
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quote: Originally posted by Kimi: Cuz I'm looking for a man! My penis and I will see you there!
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quote: Originally posted by Disco Steve: quote: Originally posted by Kimi: Cuz I'm looking for a man! AHEM! I'm 18 now! Millimetres?
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Sorry Kimi! I'm married and probably way over qualified anyway! Teehee!
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Dont be sorry,its a blessed relief!
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Good 'ol Nowhereman! Still living under that delusion that I'm saving myself for him! Heeheehee!!!!!! I THINK NOT!
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Okay...qualifications are you muct be SINGLE and over 21....
I'm sick of the whole married men thing right now...don't ask....
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I think Kimi needs some Olympic-caliber protein!
Comes by the gallon!
WOO!!!
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I'm single, virile, a year away from law school...did I mention I have a penis?
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ok, i just deleted this post. I don't know what joke I was trying to make when I wrote this. I was drinking and worn out from work. blaeahgh.
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I just sold my neck to a German pole vaulter!
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quote: Originally posted by Nowhereman: I just sold my neck to a German pole vaulter! Speaking of, I WOULD LIKE MY MONEY BACK.
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quote: Originally posted by theory9: I'm single, virile, a year away from law school...did I mention I have a penis? You gonna represent poor peyote farmers?
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Yup! And anyone who hates microscopic ferrets!
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quote: Originally posted by woodstock: quote: Originally posted by Nowhereman: I just sold my neck to a German pole vaulter! Speaking of, I WOULD LIKE MY MONEY BACK. Tough shit,it was bought as seen!
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quote: Originally posted by Bibbo: quote: Originally posted by theory9: I'm single, virile, a year away from law school...did I mention I have a penis? You gonna represent poor peyote farmers? Those guys aren't poor: they've got trucks heading north and cash heading south.
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quote: Originally posted by Kimi: Okay...qualifications are you muct be SINGLE and over 21.... Ouch, sorry Disco.
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quote: Originally posted by Kimi: Cuz I'm looking for a man! Geez, Kimi, I only live an hour away!
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Whoo-hoo!!!
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Dawson. Kimi I keep trying to AIM you but no answer.
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What's your AIM id? I haven't been on AIM today...I always forget to sign in. And I can only use it at home. Email me!
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She only gets there by bookmark!
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Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you)
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She can't afford a banning!
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I'll ban the hell outta her.
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I should be at Franta's tomorrow night!
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Who is this mysterious Franta person?
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Wait, are you the latino house maiden that keeps answering the phone there?
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quote: Originally posted by rufusTfirefly: Wait, are you the latino house maiden that keeps answering the phone there? No thats Mxy!
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quote: Originally posted by Kimi: I should be at Franta's tomorrow night! I will be at Franta and Ace's tomorrow!
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Who will I break next?
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It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.
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