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  • Pennsylvania -- A man who sprayed bullets into a fitness class filled with women, killing three and then himself, apparently kept a Web page in which he wrote about years of rejection by women and an earlier plan for violence at the gym in which he said he "chickened out."

    Neighbors described 48-year-old George Sodini, who worked in a law firm's finance department, as anti-social, and the Web page in his name showcased a resume setting forth his credentials as an unhappy loner. It listed his date of death -- Aug. 4, 2009 -- and his status of "Never married."

    He complained of not having a girlfriend since 1984, not having a date since May 2008 and not having sex for 19 years.

    "Women just don't like me. There are 30 million desirable women in the US (my estimate) and I cannot find one," he wrote. The page ended with the words "Death Lives!


 Originally Posted By: King Snarf

All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.



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Since we all know who he'd buy his gun from, wouldn't it just be easier for him to move to Texas and date PCG? They could split rent-paying duties.


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Would he need to "buy" the gun?
Surely he could just take it from him!

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The problem is they are putting the pussy up on a pedestal.

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I thought this thread was about buying me a new watch.


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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It's a damn shame. I used to work with a couple of girls (18 and 34 (mother of four)) who loved (and memorized) that P Diddy song about the guy who decides to shoot a girl's house down because she's not answering her phone (unless I'm misinterpreting the lyrics here). Had I only known I could have introduced this guy to one of them.

Most guys would just call someone else instead and get on with his life, but whatever. \:\/

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 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
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  • Pennsylvania -- A man who sprayed bullets into a fitness class filled with women, killing three and then himself, apparently kept a Web page in which he wrote about years of rejection by women and an earlier plan for violence at the gym in which he said he "chickened out."

    Neighbors described 48-year-old George Sodini, who worked in a law firm's finance department, as anti-social, and the Web page in his name showcased a resume setting forth his credentials as an unhappy loner. It listed his date of death -- Aug. 4, 2009 -- and his status of "Never married."

    He complained of not having a girlfriend since 1984, not having a date since May 2008 and not having sex for 19 years.

    "Women just don't like me. There are 30 million desirable women in the US (my estimate) and I cannot find one," he wrote. The page ended with the words "Death Lives!


 Originally Posted By: King Snarf

All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.




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I think the guy just got confused with how to hit on women.
He also mistook blowing his head off with blow jobs and head!

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
I thought this thread was about buying me a new watch.


And you still don't know why everyone you encounter think...knows you suck at everything you do.



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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_health_club_shooting_writings

Aug. 3, 2009: "I took off today, Monday, and tomorrow to practice my routine and make sure it is well polished. I need to work out every detail, there is only one shot. Also I need to be completely immersed into something before I can be successful. I haven't had a drink since Friday at about 2:30. Total effort needed. Tomorrow is the big day."


This nut actually had a job, so I don't think we have to worry about Snarf going postal anymore...


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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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Hey, there are Russian subs off the East Coast! Curious....


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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In his defense, I'm quite certain that poor gentlemen had just consumed a fine American adult beverage, with its beloved alcohol content, which is much superior to that swill the Brits drink!

-Snarf


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Please people, somebody died here. Can't we all show some respect before starting with these jokes?


Rob Kamphausen said: no one likes you, snarf. you are shit and your death will be rejoiced.

Nöwheremän said: Fuck off you whiney bald virgin cunt!

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 Originally Posted By: Nosexman
Please people, somebody died here. Can't we all show some respect before starting with these jokes? My condolences to the families involved.

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I just think we should all take a few moments to remember his victims were women.
Three less women in this world means the odds of me getting laid just got even worse.

One of those beloved women might very well have been blind or insane.


Rob Kamphausen said: no one likes you, snarf. you are shit and your death will be rejoiced.

Nöwheremän said: Fuck off you whiney bald virgin cunt!

BASAMS The Plumber said: 2 asians, 1 cup!

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I said fuck off!

fuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckoff


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Nowie's stuck again.


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Since when is that me?

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 Originally Posted By: No one man
since CUNT!
That last post just proved it's not Nowie.


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Sooo... I'm not getting a new watch, then?


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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Eat shit and die, you dome headed fuckwit!

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well I say, what about Breakfast at Tiffany's?

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