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My internet girlfriend is more make believe than your internet girlfriend.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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I'm just asking who she is. I'm not looking the proverbial gift horse in the mouth, oh former alt that is now the real deal.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Its one of the heshe's from twilight.
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She's from the gay Emo vampire movie. Definitely not a he-she.
Sorry Pariah.
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That's what I said. emo = heshe. Thanks for playing along, person to afraid to post under their real id.
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...another one only in pictures snarf......
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....dont break it......
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My dearest Ms. Greene,
Today while perusing the internet I ran upon an atrocious posting. Someone had sullied your honor by posting photographs of your person in the most uncompromising of manners! Whilst I know the aforementioned photographs must have been photo shopped as someone of your character would not do something so dastardly to disrespect yourself, I still felt the need to communique with you on this pressing matter. Please consider this a friendly warning about the perils of the internet.
Most sincerely yours,
King Snarf
P.S.
Might I have your cellular phone number?
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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My name is Daffy Duck,
I worked on a Merry-Go-Round,
The job was swell
I think quite well
Till the Merry-go-round broke down.
The guy that worked with me,
Was a horse with a lavender eye,
Around in whirls, we'd wink at girls
Till the Merry-go-round broke down.
Up and down and around it we sped,
That dizzy pace soon went to my head,
Now you know why I'm dizzy
And do the things I do
I am assumin' you'd be too
If the Merry-go-round broke down.
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