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Black Machismo and my fine self, are soon to be married. I do hope he does not have breasts, as I find them most disgusting. Poor Tommy. He tried so hard to win his love... 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Please tell me that's not Snarf's real picture.......
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what the fuck is the deal with the beard...or rather, what there is of it.
Is that balding as well?
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Snarf, if that IS your real picture, here's some advice for picking up women:
Fuck a man. That's all you got left, buddy.
No, seriously, change your glasses, lose some weight, shave, and FUCK SOME FUCKING PUSSY!!! Can I say it any other way?
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Why the fuck does snarfs chin look like a pussy?
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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......too easy, but with many levels. Well played, Rex.
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How else will I get a ladies reproductive organ near my face?  My mother says I am the most wonderful creature she has ever seen.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
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Jesus. Bigfoot photographs better than I do....
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Please tell me that's not Snarf's real picture.......
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He looks like li'l Jimmy Norton hopped up on the stickiest of the icky.  I'm gonna go with the majority, Snarf. Take a female friend in to pick out some new frames, shave off that ridiculous chin merkin, drop a few pounds, and invest in a better wardrobe. All that would be step one towards getting some broad to bounce on your knob.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Or alternatively, he could just kill himself.
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Jesus. Bigfoot photographs better than I do.... That's because he's at least courteous enough to put the camera out of focus.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Big Foot doesnt exist...bit like Snarfs hair, taste in clothes and sexual prowess.
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just to clarify i do have manly man boobs.
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Snarf, if you want to lose fifty pounds of unsightly fat, you can always go for the quick fix and decapitate yourself...
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Snarf, if that IS your real picture, here's some advice for picking up women:
Fuck a man. That's all you got left, buddy.
No, seriously, change your glasses, lose some weight, shave, and FUCK SOME FUCKING PUSSY!!! Can I say it any other way? 
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ditch the faggy glasses, shave the chin pubes, and get your piggie ass on a treadmill and weights regiment every day for 6 months and MAYBE you'll be fuckable. at worst you'd have a better chance of nailin a drunk chick if you stop looking like a vagina. at best you'll meet some hot piece of ass at the gym (NOT the YMCA) thats willing to jump on your bone. I mean, jesus. we shouldn't even have to say this...it should've been obvious a long long time ago!
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Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home.
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ditch the faggy glasses, shave the chin pubes, and get your piggie ass on a treadmill and weights regiment every day for 6 months and MAYBE you'll be fuckable. Quickly, Snarf, while he's still interested in you.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Snarf, I know this is late, but sometimes I feel like we should demand an apology from God for creating you.
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Especially that Spawn team-up arc, WTF was that about?
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The worse was the Reign of the Snarfs arc. Four Snarfs at once with each as gay, useless, and annoying as the others.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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ditch the faggy glasses, shave the chin pubes, and get your piggie ass on a treadmill and weights regiment every day for 6 months and MAYBE you'll be fuckable. Quickly, Snarf, while he's still interested in you. Beat me to it!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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sure, he's basically 3/4 of a bitch anyway.
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Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home.
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