Obama walks into a bar with a duck under his arm, sets the duck on the bar, and orders a drink.

A man at a table says, “Hey! where’d you get that pig?!”

Obama turns and says, “My good man, I’ll have you know that this is a duck, not a pig!”

The man says, “I was talking to the duck!”


"Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. "