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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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oh god how depressing.
in Australia where whores are legal, there are groups that are dedicated to working with the disabled. she should just look into that.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
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What do you call a prostitute in a wheel chair?
Park and ride.
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What do you call an epileptic in a bush?
Russell.
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Q: What do you throw to an epileptic who is having a fit in the bath?
A: Your laundry
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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What's the hard part about eating a vegetable?
getting her back in her wheelchair.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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as an asshole, my first suggestion is to respond. She says, "will do whatever you want" so I'd ask for a hand-job.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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iw ouldn everp ostt hisb ecausei ti sa nol djok eabou ta p araplegicc ryingo na b eachan dtell sth elifeguar dsh eneve rbee nscrewe dbefor es oh etosse she ri nt hew atera nds aysn owy oua res crewed
"and maybe you should pay more attention to your typeing and tags so your posts dont look so retarded than trying to win a loosing battle."
kiss my
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as an asshole, my first suggestion is to respond. She says, "will do whatever you want" so I'd ask for a hand-job. Seeing as she is a quadraplegic, I dont really think she gets a choice in the matter, so basically, you will do whatever you want, and she cant do anything about it!
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Could any of you dear fellows recomend me a good online flight booking website, thankyou.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
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as an asshole, my first suggestion is to respond. She says, "will do whatever you want" so I'd ask for a hand-job. 
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as an asshole, my first suggestion is to respond. She says, "will do whatever you want" so I'd ask for a hand-job. Seeing as she is a quadraplegic, I dont really think she gets a choice in the matter, so basically, you will do whatever you want, and she cant do anything about it! as an asshole, my first suggestion is to respond. She says, "will do whatever you want" so I'd ask for a hand-job. Nowhereman, you missed my joke. BSAMS can explain it to you!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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No, I got the joke, but I was just pointing out the fact that she seems to think she would have a choice in what you do!
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Rape isn't as funny as asking a paraplegic to move.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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But then again, she doesnt actually say "Will do whatever you want" she says "You can did what ever fantasies you have on me!" which doesnt go so well with your joke, now does it.
Plus, where was rape mentioned?
If she is a willing to have sex with you, then it cant be rape, now can it.
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*Virginity of a 19 year old quadriplegic girl!*
*will do whatever you want*
in the title. I didn't read it all.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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"...she seems to think she would have a choice in what you do!"
Insinuating a lack of necessity for consent. Leading toward the next step, lack of consent. i.e. rape.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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"...she seems to think she would have a choice in what you do!"
Insinuating a lack of necessity for consent. Leading toward the next step, lack of consent. i.e. rape. No, cause she has already said you can take her virginity. Thus, consent for sex! Rape is only rape if there is no consent. I didnt say that you didnt need consent for sex, I said you dont need consent for what consent was needed during sex.
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Nowhereman, please stop Hoganing up this thread. Uschi:
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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