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So I was banging this total whore in the bathroom last night, and she pulled me out of her and squirted piss all over and yelled at me "you like fucking on the toilet you peice of shit!" Then she rubbed it all over her pussy and tried pulling me back in, but I was so grossed out I pulled my pants back on and got the fuck out of there. I have no problem with girls being nasty sluts, but when piss and shit come into it, I'm out. I mean, how is that hot in any way?


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Still fucking your aunt, huh?


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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
Still fucking your aunt, huh?


no, never again. it really was that bad.


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You really are retarded, aren't you?

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for not fucking my aunt any more, or not fucking the piss whore?


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