RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts I have been drinking nonstop since sunday night

And unlike PCRetard I don't mash the fuckin keys to make me look drunk. nonstop drinking until next sunday night except for when I sleep. Maybe I'll fuck another relative. who knows!

Or maybe yours could succeed where PCG's suicide failed. Just a suggestion.

We really believe that someone could drink "non-stop" for that long without having some kind of medical issues.

Having a couple of drinks a day, doesnt classify as "non-stop".

Don't stop next Sunday...keep going until you get Cirrhosis. Then when you blood turns into ammonia and you go into a coma we'll be rid of you. And by "we" I mean human kind.

Especially, when one considers he's probably sipping on the Arbor Mist...

He probably thinks Root Beer is alcohol.

Gentlemens Jack,two different kinds of vodka, four different kinds of tequila, rum, cogniac, beerand wine. i threw up once today alread. vacation is da shit!

How old are you? If you're really drinking, shouldn't you be outside destroying public property?

Ahh, kids today. "Let's get shitfaced and post in a message board! WOOOOOOOOO!"

You should get some friends together and go vandalize Wikipedia.

Clearly they are the new anarchist of society.

See, if he'd gone outside like I told him he'd be alive in jail right now.

And he probably would have got laid, just the way he liked it.

In the anus.

Alt ID, you were a pathetic bastard...I'm glad you're dead!

"I'm helplessly and permanently a Red Sox fan. It was like first
love...You never forget. It's special. It's the first time I saw
a ballpark. I'd thought nothing would ever replace cricket. Wow!
Fenway Park at 7 o'clock in the evening. Oh, just, magic beyond
magic: never got over that." - Art Historian Simon Schama in
History in Brilliant Brushstrokes (1999)

High camp drag queens employ a drag aesthetic based on clown-like
values like exaggeration, satire, and ribaldry. Divine, Miss
Understood, Peaches Christ, Hedda Lettuce, Jolene Sugarbaker
andRye Seronie can be considered examples of camp queens.
Some drag queens exaggerate in the dimension of elegance and
fashion, employing elaborate jewelry and gowns. The Lady Chablis,
who can be seen in the movie Midnight in the Garden of Good and
Evil is an example of this type of performer. Another example is
drag pageant title holders such as Amaya Mann.

She left him on the sofa when the phone rang, and was back in a few seconds.

"Who was it?" he asked.

"My husband," she replied.

"I better get going," he said. "Where was he?"

"Relax. He's downtown playing poker with you."

There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can't please the ladies because it is just too big, he hasn't found a lady yet who likes it and he can't get any pleasure.

She tells him to go into the woods and he will find a frog when he finds the frog he is to ask it to marry him. If the frog says no, his cock will shrink 5 inches.

He goes into the woods and finds this frog. He asks "frog, will you marry me?"
The frog says "no" And his prick shrinks five inches. The guys thinks to himself, "Wow, that was pretty cool. But, it's still too big." So he goes back to the frog and again asks the frog: "Frog, will you marry me?"
Frog: "No, I won't marry you."

The guys dick shrinks another five inches. But that's still 15 inches and he thinks his chop is still just a little bit too big. But he thinks that 10 inches would be just great. He goes back to the frog and asks: "Frog, will you marry me?"

Frog: How many times do I have to tell you NO, NO, NO!!!

A NEW MOON

Flashlights pierce the darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we’ll gig some frogs

EXUBERANCE

Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil