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I don't ever post here but I read my bro's posts and thought you fuckers would like to here this. Snarf lost his password. We told the twat that he should make his password more secure so no one would guess it and the idiot put numbers in it. A big no-no for Matthew. So anyways I doubt he will be returning which is a blessing and a curse for the rest of us. On the plus side we won't have to hear him screaming "Thou dost protest to much" in a very bad English accent when he is getting his can kicked here. On the negative we are surely doomed to standing applause interruptions when we are watching Full house on Saturday Nights.

Well if any good comes of this maybe he will put in some applications and quit mooching off dad.

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf's Bro
I don't ever post here but I read my bro's posts and thought you fuckers would like to here this. Snarf lost his password. We told the twat that he should make his password more secure so no one would guess it and the idiot put numbers in it. A big no-no for Matthew. So anyways I doubt he will be returning which is a blessing and a curse for the rest of us. On the plus side we won't have to hear him screaming "Thou dost protest to much" in a very bad English accent when he is getting his can kicked here. On the negative we are surely doomed to standing applause interruptions when we are watching Full house on Saturday Nights.

Well if any good comes of this maybe he will put in some applications and quit mooching off dad.

-King Snarf's Bro

My dear sibling, please do not post on this internet communication board.
It is not fair that you have had sexual intercourse with several women, it is not fair that you weigh less than me and it is not fair that you have a singing voice that rivals the great Vera Lynn.
Why must you always show up, to make me look even worse than I make myself look?


All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
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Look you shit, no one likes you. not these people and certainly not us. Truth be told you were born cesarean and you've never touched pussy! While it is true I have the voice of Vera Lynn, you have the smell of her...postmortem! We all had a good laugh the day you got fired for not being able to count, now the laugh is on us because the only counting is counting the hours you spend on the couch TiVoing Dr. Phil!

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Well the last laugh is on you, I have touched a pussy.
In fact, I touch myself on a regular basis.


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Yes and as a group we have voted you no longer do that on the vinyl sofa!

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 Originally Posted By: Matthew Maybray
Well the last laugh is on you, I have touched a pussy.


Shave it.

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Matthew Maybray
Well the last laugh is on you, I have touched a pussy.


Shave it.

Err I think Snarf is the pussy in question, and I am quite sure he is a bald type of pussy already!

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Did you not see the pubes on the chin?

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I see dog turds in the street. Doesnt mean I have to aknowledge them.

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf's Bro
While it is true I have the voice of Vera Lynn, you have the smell of her...postmortem!


Dame Vera is very much alive, yo.


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correct, young mxington

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Fuck off!


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