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10: Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
09: Whats a nice girl like you doing sitting on the end of my penis?
08: You're so ugly, I will be doing you a favour by fucking you.
07: Give me your phone number, cause I have lost mine.
06: Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
05: Did you hurt yourself when you fell out of the ugly tree?
04: You're a woman?
03: You aint a man?
02: You look like my mother.
01: Hi, my name is Matthew Maybray.
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Snarf licks the balls of his own mother.
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number 100 - 1. Hi, my name is Matthew Maybray.
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Actually to be honest, I am being somewhat unfair, he doesnt even have to open his mouth to put women off.
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Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Dammit, Nowhereman, you hurt Snarf's feelings!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Or maybe he was just saying that was a bad chat up line, in which case, it proves he knows nothing, as telling a girl to fuck off is the perfect line for playing hard to get, leaving the women desperate for you.
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isn't that kinda a kin to being desperate for being fucked by a dildo with razor blades in it anally.
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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darkknight25 content User 25+ posts 48 minutes 42 seconds ago Reading a post
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Thread: 10 worst lines to pick up chicks with
He's really getting into this one.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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darkknight25 content User 25+ posts 48 minutes 42 seconds ago Reading a post
Forum: Women
Thread: 10 worst lines to pick up chicks with
He's really getting into this one.  AFLAC!
Another Fucking Lame Ass Clown posts a message. 
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I like to look at child porn.
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