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I'm going to two Thanksgiving dinners tomorrow. I was told I can't get out of either. I think one is a set up dinner.



What is everyone else doing?


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Eating...........a ton of food!

Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a good night!

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 Originally Posted By: rex
I'm going to two Thanksgiving dinners tomorrow. I was told I can't get out of either. I think one is a set up dinner.



What is everyone else doing?

Someone might be trying to set you up with a girl. You could get laid by this time tomorrow!


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I think that's what they're planning.


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is it thanksgiving or april fools day?

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I'll be in some hick town half an hour from here. They think anyone who lives in the "big city" is someone to go after.


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Bring Socklisa and they'll get the message. Besides they'll HAVE to sit her next to you, cause she's controlled by your hand and stuff, so that way you can be sure they won't sit you next to any fugly bitches.


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walk in and say, "I'm here to eat turkey and fuck some bitches, unfortunately I'm all out of tur-- hey look turkey!"

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I had to retire socklisa after a tragic drier incident.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
I had to retire socklisa after a tragic drier incident.


was it stuck on misspelling cycle?

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basically


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I'll be having dinner with the in-laws and waiting patiently to come back here and read about what a clusterfuck your day was. Don't disappoint me, REX - YOU'RE M'BOY, BLUE!!!


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I'm going down to the local food kitchen to punch people in the face as they leave.

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Going to Disney World for Thanksgiving Dinner. At the Irish Pub. Which would be fucking cool and all if my fucking brother and his demonic kids weren't going to be there.


I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.


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How many spawn is it for him?

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
I'm going down to the local food kitchen to punch people in the face as they leave.


You don't have to wait for Thanksgiving to punch hobo's in the face.


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I also go down to the indian reservations and give them polio infected blankets.

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
How many spawn is it for him?

2, But only 1 is truly his. His wife was knocked up by a schwoogie before he met her. So his step daughter is mullato mongrel child.


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Balloonknot, I have a feeling these children will teach you a valuable lesson about the true meaning of Thanksgiving.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
I'll be in some hick town half an hour from here. They think anyone who lives in the "big city" is someone to go after.


Boy, are THEY about to get an education.

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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Balloonknot, I have a feeling these children will teach you a valuable lesson about the true meaning of Thanksgiving.


Really!!!!, It's a small world is going to explode into a fireball of molten metal and plastic.


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I'm going to eat Turkey....And Stuffing....Oh! And Apple Cider! MMMMMMmmmmm!!

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Turkey, ham, stuffing, beer, and football...let us give thanks!

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

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Whiskey!

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snarf is thankful for his hair, his girlfriend and his job!

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All he wanted was someone to love and to love him back you know

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leftover homemade pumpkin pie & cold turkey =


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 Originally Posted By: rex
I think one is a set up dinner.


Well?

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
I'm going down to the local food kitchen to punch people in the face as they leave.

Punch them in the stomach so they throw up the food they just mooched.


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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: rex
I think one is a set up dinner.


Well?


Well....I now have a group of women that want me to hang out anytime I'm down near them.


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By down do you mean like, wheelchair level?


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THe hard part about eating a vegetable is getting here back in her wheelchair.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
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 Originally Posted By: rex
I think one is a set up dinner.


Well?


Well....I now have a group of women that want me to hang out anytime I'm down near them.


Ah, a new group of women that told you they want to be just friends. Got it.

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 Originally Posted By: rex
I'm going to two Thanksgiving dinners tomorrow.


Your family has to cook two full meals just to feed you now? What a fucking burden you've become!


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