RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat I'm so stoned right now...

...I just ate all of the ice cubes out of my iced tea, with a spoon.

I'm typing this post through cheese. That is to say, I am keeping a layer of cheese between my fingertips and the keyboard. It makes things slower, but hey, cheese makes everything better. Right?

Have you ever thought.

I don't like gray, but I need it. You know?

Cold winter nights and the middle-eight of the Doctor Who theme causes intense nostalgia for me. I always think about the first girl who gave me a blowjob. Third-grade was a good year.

If you could Replay back into your self from 5th Grade, and relive your entire life over again, but retain all of your memories and knowledge that you have as an adult, would you do it? Take the slow path, but be armed with foreknowledge of what's to come? Have to endure decades of nothing "new" to you. TV, movies, music...you would have already lived through it. For me, Fifth Grade would be...1983, roughly. Could I possibly acclimate myself to playing with Star Wars figures and watching cartoons again? Be patient with life until I re-graduate High School? That's when I'd tap into those IBM and Wal-Mart stocks I had secretly bought in my father's name...

Go home Roger

Wow. I don't even remember posting all of that. Cool.

No, Pro, it's not. It's just proof that there's a reason they call it...DOPE.

NOW is she available???

That one guy looks gay.

Real American Homo