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Lady GaGa


Snooki

Pick one or am pick rob.

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (born March 28, 1986), better known by her stage name Lady Gaga, is an American pop singer-songwriter. She began performing in the rock music scene of New York City's Lower East Side in 2003 and enrolled at New York University's Tisch School of the Arts. She soon signed with Streamline Records, an imprint of Interscope Records. During her early time at Interscope, she worked as a songwriter for fellow label artists and captured the attention of Akon, who recognized her vocal abilities, and signed her to his own label, Kon Live Distribution. Gaga came to prominence following the release of her debut studio album The Fame (2008), which was a commercial success and achieved international popularity with the singles "Just Dance" and "Poker Face". The album reached number one on the record charts of six countries, accomplished positions within the top-ten worldwide, and topped the Billboard Dance/Electronic Albums chart while simultaneously peaking at number two on the Billboard 200 chart in the United States. Achieving similar worldwide success, the follow-up EP The Fame Monster (2009) produced a further two global chart-topping singles "Bad Romance" and "Telephone" and allowed her to embark on a second global headlining concert tour, The Monster Ball Tour, just months after having finished her first, The Fame Ball Tour. Her second studio album, Born This Way, is scheduled for release on May 23, 2011.Inspired by glam rock artists like David Bowie and Queen, as well as pop singers such as Madonna and Michael Jackson, Gaga is well-recognized for her outré sense of style as a recording artist, in fashion, in performance and in her music videos. Her contributions to the music industry have garnered her numerous achievements including five Grammy Awards, amongst twelve nominations; two Guinness World Records; and the estimated sale of fifteen million albums and fifty-one million singles worldwide. Billboard named her as the Artist of the Year in 2010 and ranked her as the 73rd Artist of the 2000s decade. Gaga has been included in Time magazine's annual Time 100 list of the most influential people in the world as well as Forbes' list of the 100 Most Powerful and Influential celebrities in the world. Forbes also placed her at number seven on their annual list of the World's 100 Most Powerful Women. In February 2011, Billboard named her the top selling artist of 2010




Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is an American reality television personality who appeared on the MTV reality show Jersey Shore starting in 2009.Polizzi was born in Santiago, Chile. She was adopted when she was six months old and was raised by Italian American parents. Polizzi earned her nickname, Snooki, in middle school when her friends named her after "Snookie", a (male) character in Save the Last Dance because she was the first of her friends to kiss a boy.She grew up and attended school in Marlboro, New York, where she was a cheerleader. During high school, she suffered from an eating disorder, at one point weighing a mere 80 pounds (36 kg).Polizzi attended community college after graduating from Marlboro High School, where she studied to become a veterinarian.
Career. Polizzi became part of the reality TV series Jersey Shore after responding to a Facebook advertisement she saw about auditioning. The New York Times identified her as "the breakout member of the cast". According to the New York Times, her actions on the show have caused her to be the target of public disdain while having a "strange appeal".[6] One measure of her appeal was that it was reported in 2010 that she was one of the most popular Halloween costumes for the year. Polizzi's popularity on the first season of Jersey Shore, which earned her $5,000 per episode, now earns her $30,000 per episode. While shooting in Seaside Heights, Polizzi started an altercation in a bar and was punched in the face. The hit was deleted from future showings of the episode. Videos of the punch went viral on Youtube and were featured in many news media. After the punch was made public, Polizzi's appearance fees increased from $2,000 per event to $10,000 per event

...Snooki....maybe rob...

GaGa. Bisexual chick with a wild streak? Thank you, yes. I imagine Snooki to be one of those all-talk-no action broads who gabs a good game but can't cash the check. A loudmouth, drunken, smelly idiot who'll cry the first time you flick her clit. a Monchichi that got shaved before cameras rolled.

To be honest, if you're gonna choose Snooki, you might as well pick Rob in a wig. Both are Jersey midgets, but at least you can bank on Rob giving up the anus.

and he likes Hogan

Well, if that's something you look for in a partner...

I'd take snooki's fupa over gaga's dick any day.

Yeah. Pretty much.

Besides, if you look at her early pics, before she started with the weird clothes and makeup, Gaga wasn't half bad:


Snookie's never been anything but a beast

Thanks for the input, Pariah.

In accordance with the running gag wouldn't that be the other way around?


Anyway, either choice I'd end up slitting my wrists the morning after.

No need. I'm pretty sure that both of them kill after mating.

I'd rather make pork pies (of "long pig") of them and sell the pies to Muammar Gaddafi rather than having sex with either of them.