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#1173915 2012-02-07 1:17 AM
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Tonight is a six pack challenge and Daniel Bryan vs Big Show!

Triple H enters! After many Triple H chants he begins, by making it clear that he was here to fire Laury, not to wish him well but to wish him well in all his future endeavors. He does see Laury as a weasel, an asskisser, etc, but nothing redeeming and hopefully the board will see that. Apparently Laury pleaded with the board, and the board might make a decision. Then he says Taker returned for the first time since he was carried away from the ring, due to being unable to walk. He still gets that rush from Taker unlike anyone else, and is truly humbled to share a ring with him! Taker's silence spoke volumes and wants to rematch, and Hunter didn't feel the rush this time, instead is sorry. Triple H knows what he did to Taker last year, and chooses to remember him... footage of Taker's Mania matches roll! Hunter continues, that's how he chooses, he doesn't want to remember... more footage, this time Taker's carryout from last year! Triple H says, 19-0 is the most dominant force in WWE, and respectfully declines Taker's challenge, cause if they go at it again, H HAS to finish it. He saw his limits last year and respects him too much to pass said limits! This is over, he starts to leave and.. lights off! Even more footage of last year's match, Taker says this isn't over!

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Match 1: Big Show vs. Daniel Bryan (w/ AJ in a neckbrace)

Before the match Byran tells AJ at the ramp she'll be safe. Do I smell a rerun of Jamie Noble w/ blinded Nidia shield coming?

Not yet.

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WINNER: Double count out via AJ getting in the way and begging Show to back off, and Bryan walking her out.

Bryan on mic! What kind of man is Big Show, he says. Show just proved when he ran into AJ on purpose, and protecting her is more important to him than any match, but at Elimination Chamber Bryan will still be World Heavyweight Champion.

Tonight: Jericho explains attacking CM Punk last week!

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John Cena gets to start the Daytona 500 race on Feb. 26th

Recaps of past Elimination Chamber matches!

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David Otunga in the ring! He has something to day: As a Harvard graduate, he's never had a boss like Laury and hopes the WWE board of directors keeps Laury. He gets down and "prays" almost like I do for Snarf's jizz in my coffee twice a day. Justin Roberts announces Otunga's got a match by order of Triple H...

Match 2: David Otunga vs Sheamus

WINNER: Sheamus

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Chris Jericho enters the ring! Recap of his attack on CM Punk last week! He takes the mic and says the end of the world has arrived, and by coming back to Raw he made everyone obsolete because they're all Y2J wannabees trying to copy him, in the back and here in the audience. And he manipulates people without saying a word, and the worst is Punk, who isn't the best in the world and knows that only Y2J is the best in all he does and doesn't have to write on a shirt what he already is. He's back to reclaim what's his and-- Punk's music!

Punk to the ring with a mic! Drops the mic without a word and holds up his WWE title! Turns around, waiting for an attack from behind, then leaves holding up his title. Y2J yells at him begging for attention and dialogue! No fair, that's what I do when I miss snarf which is every day!

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Match 3: Randy Orton & Great Khali vs Cody Rhodes & Wade Barrett

WINNER: Khali & Orton

Winners stand off, Khali pushes Orton then gets an RKO

Video package of John Cena!

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Quick recap of Cena & Kane last week!

Match 4: Kelly Kelly, Alicia Fox, Eve & Tamina vs Beth Phoenix, Natalya & the Bella Twins

WINNER: Who cares? They're all ugly!

Preview of The Rock's appearance on the Tonight Show

Backstage Triple H on the phone, interrupted by Laury. Laury says the board will be fair and he'll accept their decision, and Shawn Michaels will be here next week, and also suggested John Cena vs Kane in an ambulance match at the PPV, Triple H says Laury's career will soon make the machine in the ambulance do a long beep, and so will Laury if he doesn't get out of his office!

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The board's decision regarding Laury will be announced tomorrow at 10

Laury backstage with Josh Matthews. Laury says he's made mistakes but who doesn't, and Laury admits it, and Triple H is too cowardly to run Raw.

Next is the six pack challenge!

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Match 5: R-Truth, CM Punk, Miz, Y2J, Dolph Ziggler & Kofi Kingston in a six pack challenge!

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WINNER: Chris Jericho via pinfall on Ziggler, therefore the last entry in the elimination chamber match!

Y2J sits and then stands in the ring with the title. I hear screaming and assumed it was fans near Punk behind the announce table but it's Eve!

Backstage Kane cornering Eve. Kane says he can't stand it anymore and Cena better finish embracing his hate, and is afraid for anyone who gets in his way. And now for the first time he's afraid of himself! My kinda guy!

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