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Zod found it very annoying when he was trying to watch the NCAA Championship! ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
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Knock,knock Uncle Sam is at the door!
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Zod doesn't have an Uncle and if he did he wouldn't be named Sam!
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Uncle Sam wants to take away your toys 'cause you do not play nice with the other childern.
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Also,your mustache is very cheesy looking.
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Alan's back..yay..do some gamin al.....
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You can have "Gamin' with Zod" from Zod's cold dead hands! Zod has a beard! Fucking infidels! Kneel before ZOD!
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The infidels are not within 100 miles of Zod. All is well. Zod will win this illegal war.
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You lyin' un-American! Put me over there in Iraq and I'll show you how to submit! I won two Olympic gold medals with a broken freaking neck! Saddam won't survive my ankle lock! WOO!!!
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Zoddy, the trick is not to attract attention. Look at me. I've taken over half the globe--and all of it is underground. Australia is mine, baby! And you've got to promise your minions goodies. Like I offer mine the best pick of the females.
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quote:
Originally posted by RKMBs Information Minister:
The infidels are not within 100 miles of Zod. All is well. Zod will win this illegal war.
Zod likes this guy, makes Zod feel all delusional and shit! But where did Zod's grand statue go? And hey where did Zod's TV go and his chair and his computer and his dirty magazines?! The electric went out too, Zod is sure he paid the bill, the electric company shall hear from Zod soon! Zod's phone is dead! What's the hell's going? Zod want's answers!!
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I took the magazines.
What can I say? People were looting.
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Rabbit bastard, Zod shall be nibbling on your bones for his very supper!! Zod knows the perfect restraunt! ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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thanka eastah bunny..bawkk
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Fuck the Easter Bunny! That bastard left a bowl of chocolate covered peanuts and they weren't chocolate covered peanuts!
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I also tried to make love with your wives, but I couldn't get higher than their ankles.
[ 04-10-2003, 01:30 AM: Message edited by: Dakota ]
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So that's why their ankles were all fuzzy! Zod shall have his revenge. Where is Zod's information minister? Zod needs to hear some good news!
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Beware..it's a killer rabbit..
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Oh shit! Zod's daughter Jod found me and got me in a dress. She can't do that! The little bitchling! I am supreme dictator of my legion of rabbits! Look kid, just let me go. It's bad enough you've got me in a pink dress. Uh...just take one of these chocolate covered penuts and let me go, okay? There's a good girl...
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Jod, Zod's daughter has done him proud! Defy the bunny bastard! Hug him and squeeze him and name him George! Do it, Jod, do it for father!
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Finally wriggles out of Jod's graps. Runs at high speeds to the nearest rabbit hole, still wearing the pink dress.
Screw you Zod, you haven't seen the last of me! When you wake up to find your lettuce nibbled on and the turnips missing...IT WAS ME! BUHAHAHAHA!
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The enemy is in retreat! Zod has won the war! Zod is awesome! All should Kneel before Zod and his awesomeness!! KNEEL!!
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Under the cover or darkness, the rabbit dictator has his wives crap all over Zod's petunia and pansy flower gardens and raid his carrots.
Chew on that, Zoddy. Looks like I win this battle. By the way, you might want to try and use a different fertilizer brand because my wives said your carrots were a little runty.
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*Zod lauches 4 two thousand pound bonker bombs on Dakota's hole in the ground in retaliation*
Now you're the Rab BITS Dictator! Bwhhahahahahahaha!! Zod kills Himself. heh... :lol:
Now Zod can go about ridding his land of the other infidels!
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You mean the infedils who were never there.
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Who are you going to believe? Me or your lying eyes?
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You bastard! You killed three of my decoys!
Shakes paw in the air in defiance We shall meet again, furless Totalitarian! And no Holy Hand Grenade can ever stop me!
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Umm... Yes, there are no Infidels in Zod's land! And if there were, Zod got rid of them long, long ago! Their bones have long since been picked clean by the dogs and vultures!
Zod is once again victorous against the Angora Aggressor!
KNEEL before ZOD!!!
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Get you breeds right! I'm a mini-Rex! I just like watching Angoras when they're shedding...
Right...back to taking over Eastern Europe...
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All infidels look the same.
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Bu-hahahahahaha! Tomorrow's Easter, Zod. The day when my kind reign supreme over the planet. You are dead, Furless-Man-that-Speaks-of-Himself-in-the-Third-Person!
Have fun tomorrow. The Easter Bunny left a few chocolate covered peanuts on the table...and in your slippers.
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Zod no longer believes in Easter and is insulted to the fact that he is subjected to the very ignorance of a rabbit! Zod shall unleash the greatest power he has in his arsenal, Zod shall unleash a force that makes even the most powerful and rich among the mere mortals cry in pain and loss! Zod shall unleash his LAWYER upon you! You'll be living out of a rusty soup can, once Zod is finished with you!
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You haven't taken a good look at your slippers, have you Zoddy?
And I challenge your lawyer to a game of wits with my own lawyer, Mr. Bunny. Bugs Bunny.
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Bugs Bunny is a HACK!
Zod declares this week to be...
RABBIT SEASON!!!
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"Zod season."
"RABBIT SEASON!"
"Zod season."
"RABBIT SEASON!"
"Rabbit season."
"ZOD SEASON! SHOT THE BASTARD NOW!"
BANG!
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*shakes fist mightly* Wooo, Zod'll get you you wascally wabbit!! Zod shall fry you with his very heat vision and crush your remains to a fine powder with his very hands! Zod pledges to do this if it is the last thing Zod does!!
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