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Dont ask me about Dark Poetry,I find it Gay. drzsmith1@webtv.net
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Fuck off you tubby bitch, if Dave is interviewin anybody it's me!
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Im the guy that fucked the pie!
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Man!
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Man don't email them, one time I saw Franta and Drzsmith line up a bunch of guys and make out like they was circus seals.
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Cant I just have my moment in the sun? My interview would the bestselling Herald yet.
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Cant I just have my moment in the sun? My interview would the bestselling Herald yet.
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Since you put it that way....NO!
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1. What first drew you to become a Dark Poet?
2. Is your inspiration darkness?
3. TS Eliot: over-rated dark poetry?
4. Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness was an insight into man's black heart personified by Colonel Kurtz in the Belgian Congo. Dark enough for ya?
5. Did you like Dark Knight Returns?
4. What happens when you turn the light off and you recite poetry?
3. Why did Ouschlander ban your drzsmith name?
2. Have you ever photographed anyone nekkid while private investigating?
1. I love you for your quiet, knowing glances. True or false?
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Thats it Smith im releasing all the info Speedy has on youand your e-mails to Kamphausen!
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Everyone wants to be famous and appear in the Herald!
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quote: Thats it Smith im releasing all the info Speedy has on youand your e-mails to Kamphausen! narc!
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quote: narc! Quiet Pinky!
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quote: Quiet Pinky! narcnarcnarc!
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quote: Thats it Smith im releasing all the info Speedy has on youand your e-mails to Kamphausen! I'll sue,Dave says he'll take the case pro-bono.
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quote: Everyone wants to be famous and appear in the Herald! Yep...just look what it did for me!!
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I'm not pro-bono, I'm just open minded about alternative lifestyles.
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quote: Yep...just look what it did for me!! Oh, so that's why you have the genetalia of a Ken Doll now....
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quote: Yep...just look what it did for me!!
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The UN's black helicopters are everywhere, trying to take away our guns.
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quote: Oh, so that's why you have the genetalia of a Ken Doll now.... No...that's cuz yer gag reflex causes you to bite down. Don't worry though. I have regenerative powers. My love truncheon will be back...Bigger and Better than ever!!!
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quote: Dont you mean Onan? You tell him, gut-boy!!!
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quote: No...that's cuz yer gag reflex causes you to bite down. Don't worry though. I have regenerative powers. My love truncheon will be back...Bigger and Better than ever!!!
That's quite a super-power.
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quote: The UN's black helicopters are everywhere, trying to take away our guns. Hey, you insensitive, un-PC wanker, they prefer to be referred to as "UN African-American Helicopters"!!!
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quote: That's quite a super-power.
Actually, Franta has Wolvy's cock. He keeps it in a velvet pouch in his nightstand.
All black men have regenerative penii. Why do ya think you never see one of us in a viagra ad?
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quote: Hey, you insensitive, un-PC wanker, they prefer to be referred to as "UN African-American Helicopters"!!! Sure, Jesse Helms, surrrrre
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quote: Actually, Franta has Wolvy's cock. He keeps it in a velvet pouch in his nightstand.All black men have regenerative penii. Why do ya think you never see one of us in a viagra ad?
Actually, that's the Punisher's cock in the velvet pouch.
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i am that man from nantuckett
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quote: i am that man from nantuckett ...damn you, Billy Joel...
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Has anyone else noticed how Billy Joel's daughter regrettably looks like Billy Joel, and not Christie Brinkley?
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quote: I'm not pro-bono, I'm just open minded about alternative lifestyles. You mean you don't like U2?
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No it means I wouldn't fuck Cher.
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