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My dream involved relocating some Viking warriors from their ecologically depleted home to New York via a big floating lighthouse, which got to New York on a watery highway overpass. Franta was there, but he was a woman, and he was pregnant with a poo-baby. (I'm not making this up)

And my dream had credits at the end, like a movie.

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Thats funny, when I woke up and found a shield and a spear in my bed and boy did my ass hurt!

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Uncanny!

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An uncanny viking who takes it up the ass...

norse star.....Franta is norse star...

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quote:
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Franta was there, but he was a woman, and he was pregnant with a poo-baby. (I'm not making this up)

This would appear to be, when analyzed psychologically, a subtle subconscious reference to the fact that Franta is often full of shit.

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Why....why, you're right!

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Sometimes my dreams come in the form of SNL sketchs. Charlie Sheen and that other guy from Men At Work were on the last one.

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Barry Manilow?

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Mr. Mcfeelie!!

Or Emilio Estaves...or something....

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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Sometimes my dreams come in the form of SNL sketchs.

They're rarely funny?

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They involve Sarah Michelle Gellar chewing gum?

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I had a dream I got it on with Rachel Weisz. Good kisser. But enough of that.

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When I was 12, I had a dream where I beat Mr. Potatohead to death for stealing my Hungry-Hungry Hippos game.

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Damn that Mr. Potatohead!

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He had it coming....That bastard. [mwah hwah haa]

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French fry the prick!

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Dream a little dream of me...

I had a strange dream the other night, but now it's fuzzy and I don't remember it!

I remember once I had a dream which involved me taking Tom Cruise to all the gay bars in Cincinnati...Now what the hell does that Mean?!? [eh... i dunno... ]

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Nothing. He's way out of your league.

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Ha! I've had better! [wink]

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Tom won't be happy to hear that.

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quote:
Originally posted by LLance:
Ha! I've had better! [wink]

I can't wait until the con either snookums!

[humina humina] [humina humina] [humina humina] [humina humina]

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Beat this. I had a dream where Antonio Banderas walked into my orchestra room dressed as a vicar carry a boom box that was actually a bomb. Anaylize that!

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It means you realize that he was really born in the US and his real name is TONY BANDERASS, he cant act his way out of a paper bag....but he knows all the women go ga-ga over a five oclock shadow and a bad accent.

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To borrow a line from our good friend Brian Fellow:

That's Crazy.

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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
It means you realize that he was really born in the US and his real name is TONY BANDERASS, he cant act his way out of a paper bag....but he knows all the women go ga-ga over a five oclock shadow and a bad accent.

Hey, that got me laid for years.

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Had a dream I was born
To be naked in the eye of the storm
And now it's standing right in front of me
What's it going to do to me, who knows,
Had a dream it was time
To be taken to the front of the line
Well that is not a place you wanna be
Sleeping with the enemy, you know

I don't care what the future brings
Give a damn about anything
I'd be fine if they'd only leave me alone.
But it's time - gotta take a stance
'Cause I won't get a second chance
And I know now I have to make it alone

Had a dream it was war
And they couldn't tell me what it was for
But it was something they could lie about
Something we could die about, you know
Anytime, anyplace
When you look that man in the face
Well it is not a face you wanna see
Sleeping with the enemy, you know

Mary, can you hear me
Can you tell me what it's all supposed to mean
Holding out a photograph of all that I have seen
I wish I could hold you
I wish I could hold you

Had a dream it was time
To be a witness at the scene of the crime
Well, That is something you can analyse
Something you can criticise, who knows
So we wait, hesitate
And we're making such a mistake
Oh whatever can the matter be
Sleeping with the enemy, you know

I don't care what the future brings
Give a damn about anything
I'd be fine if they'd only leave me alone
But it's time, gotta take a stance
'Cause I won't get a second chance
And I know now I have to make it alone

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
It means you realize that he was really born in the US and his real name is TONY BANDERASS, he cant act his way out of a paper bag....but he knows all the women go ga-ga over a five oclock shadow and a bad accent.

Hey, that got me laid for years.
Hey, I thought it was your words of deception and the promise of money. I have been played for the fool, but I still want my money!

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I had a dream that I was bound and being lashed by 2 Musclebound women in S & M gear....(I'm also not into muscular women)...

What's that mean???

Best dream i ever had was one where this girl I liked in real life was in my dream on top of me in a bed and hovering over my body..doing all this crazy erotic shit....she wouldn't touch me, but she was getting so close I could feel her breathing and I could actually sense my hair follicles moving.....but I couldn't touch..I couldn't move..
It was the most realistic dream I had and probably the longest...good stuff, but i never did get any..weird???

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Obviously you think it was great, you didn't have to clean the sheets later.

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I had a dream I killed Alan Moore, writer of comics like Watchmen,
Swamp Thing, From Hell, and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen!
Moore had a wide beard, and wore black
pants and a long-sleeved black shirt, and his hair was short.
My parents and I were living in this house... and Alan Moore lived near us,
I think in the woods. I was scared of him. I think he snuck into the house a couple of times...
I tried to shoot at him through the window... I missed every time.
So I killed him the good ol fashioned way... ripping/cutting him into many pieces.
I didn't see it happen. I just saw the newspaper headline about Moore being torn into pieces...
Funny thing was I didn't get into trouble about it.

Later in the dream, I was looking at a wall that had DC message board posts on it about Moore's death.
One called me something like a monster. One was by BatFranta, who stated his grief without trashing me.

And these scenes alternated with scenes with me and my friends at school.

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Are you on prozac?

Seek help young man. [AAAHHHH!!!]

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Do you know how Alan Moore's career started? He had a dream about killing Jerry Siegel! It's true!

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I had a dream where I ripped Steven Segal's eyebrows off.

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I had a dream where I met Jesus.

We (me, Jesus, and a bunch of other people) were in a portable class room, and singing "In the Garden of Eden" (Iron Butterfly Parody from the Simpsons), and these two kids I've known for a really long time started dancing across the room. After the song, Jesus says "I noticed you didn't use turn signals when you moved around."
I laughed. Bad idea. Everyone's all shocked.
I say "It was funny, though."
"You're not supposed to laugh like THAT!" someone says to me.
Jesus says "You wanna laugh? I'll make you laugh."
Thunder strikes, the ground shakes, and I wake up.

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That's how the Pope's career started.

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I had an awesome dream today!
I was rescuing a group of Hooters girls from Saddam hussein and as they were about to "thank me" on of them reminded me of something I forgot to pass along at work...it fucking woke me up so I called work and was pissed off I missed the rest of the dream.

I shit you not!

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If Saddam had captured Hooters Girls, no one would oppose the war for their liberation!

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I think Jack would approve only if it were the Chippendale dancers captured by Saddam.

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