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Im am missing the cornholing that I give you nightly La Machina my darling man-wife? Do you miss your sweet brown sugar? I know you do La Machina.
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The Black Men convention is in town, La Machine should be back shortly.....
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I'm sorry but I'm really not keeping up with all of this. I'm ignorant about the background. I have some questions.
1. La Machine is sexually attracted to black men?
2. La Machine is in denial about this attraction?
3. La Machine is in denial about being gay?
4. La Machine is flaunting his sexuality and offending people?
5. La Machine's sexual advances on bsams were rebuffed, and his feelings were hurt?
6. La Machine is not sure if he's gay or straight and you guys are making fun of his confused state?
7. La Machine is trying to get bsams' attention by trolling him?
8. La Machine is flirting with you all because he thinks you are all black?
9. La Machine is straight, not attracted to black men, but did or said something which suggests otherwise?
10. La Machine is straight, but is willing to experiment?
11. La Machine is intolerant of gay black men, and so he is being taught that people here don't accept that intolerance?
12. La Machine wants to be gay and black, but is actually a white middle aged accountant working in Seattle?
13. La Machine wants to join the navy?
14. La Machine works out, and keenly admires the male form, but not sexually?
15. La Machine kissed a man once, but only because he was drunk and horny?
16. La Machine likes Tiger Woods' swing?
17. La Machine is the Principal Rooney of the internet?
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15 years from now when he looks back on the ruin his life has become,he'll remember Edward R. Rooney!!
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Oh you guys wanna put down your Magic cards and start some shit too, huh? Don't forget you nine-sided dice too you losers.
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
I'm sorry but I'm really not keeping up with all of this. I'm ignorant about the background. I have some questions.
1. La Machine is sexually attracted to black men?
2. La Machine is in denial about this attraction?
3. La Machine is in denial about being gay?
4. La Machine is flaunting his sexuality and offending people?
5. La Machine's sexual advances on bsams were rebuffed, and his feelings were hurt?
6. La Machine is not sure if he's gay or straight and you guys are making fun of his confused state?
7. La Machine is trying to get bsams' attention by trolling him?
8. La Machine is flirting with you all because he thinks you are all black?
9. La Machine is straight, not attracted to black men, but did or said something which suggests otherwise?
10. La Machine is straight, but is willing to experiment?
11. La Machine is intolerant of gay black men, and so he is being taught that people here don't accept that intolerance?
12. La Machine wants to be gay and black, but is actually a white middle aged accountant working in Seattle?
13. La Machine wants to join the navy?
14. La Machine works out, and keenly admires the male form, but not sexually?
15. La Machine kissed a man once, but only because he was drunk and horny?
16. La Machine likes Tiger Woods' swing?
17. La Machine is the Principal Rooney of the internet?
That's nice Dave. Goodness, what'd I ever do to you? Hey look, break's over. Better get back to the cubicle.
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I thought you were talking to you agent? :lol:
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Sorry La Machina cant respond cause my dicks in her mouth.
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:lol: :lol: That LaFaggy machine sure cracks me up!
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quote:
Originally posted by La Machine:
quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
I'm sorry but I'm really not keeping up with all of this. I'm ignorant about the background. I have some questions.
1. La Machine is sexually attracted to black men?
2. La Machine is in denial about this attraction?
3. La Machine is in denial about being gay?
4. La Machine is flaunting his sexuality and offending people?
5. La Machine's sexual advances on bsams were rebuffed, and his feelings were hurt?
6. La Machine is not sure if he's gay or straight and you guys are making fun of his confused state?
7. La Machine is trying to get bsams' attention by trolling him?
8. La Machine is flirting with you all because he thinks you are all black?
9. La Machine is straight, not attracted to black men, but did or said something which suggests otherwise?
10. La Machine is straight, but is willing to experiment?
11. La Machine is intolerant of gay black men, and so he is being taught that people here don't accept that intolerance?
12. La Machine wants to be gay and black, but is actually a white middle aged accountant working in Seattle?
13. La Machine wants to join the navy?
14. La Machine works out, and keenly admires the male form, but not sexually?
15. La Machine kissed a man once, but only because he was drunk and horny?
16. La Machine likes Tiger Woods' swing?
17. La Machine is the Principal Rooney of the internet?
That's nice Dave. Goodness, what'd I ever do to you? Hey look, break's over. Better get back to the cubicle.
All in good fun, La Ma.
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'kay then. Was a very funny list I'll admit.
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It was a damn funny list!
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Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
It was a damn funny list!
funny in the sense that you could never have written it, I know, right?
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Drop the hate! Forgive each other!
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Wouldn't somebody have to apologize first?
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La Machina doesnt need to apologize he was born with a love for Black Men he cant help it.
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I'm glad Basti and theo aren't around for this.....
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Everyone just kiss in make up...it's the way Robbie likes it...
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quote:
Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:
Wouldn't somebody have to apologize first?
Let me be the first, I am sorry LA Machine fucks black men!
It's like Glasnost!
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bsams: the Mikhail Gorbachev of the internet.
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does this mean we have to go and meet with that Perry Stroker fella again?
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
I'm sorry but I'm really not keeping up with all of this. I'm ignorant about the background. I have some questions.
3. La Machine is in denial about being gay?
4. La Machine is flaunting his sexuality and offending people?
11. La Machine is intolerant of gay black men, and so he is being taught that people here don't accept that intolerance?
13. La Machine wants to join the navy?
17. La Machine is the Principal Rooney of the internet?.
I am guilty of all the above.
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I like your honesty. It's refreshing. Almost as refreshing as one LLance's man sweat cocktails.
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