RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Bored Again...

The best cure for boredom is reading..that or snuggling..

Wanna snuggle????

Can I snuggle in White Lake? With Pat?

Long distance snuggling is no fun..so sure snuggle with Pat...

*sigh*

Maybe one of these days...

Who's this Pat guy I always hear mentioned?

Or am I not allowed to ask that yet?

Once again, it is ME who must come to the rescue of you buttfucked bored people. Okay, I take back the buttfucked comment, because Rob is gay and takes offense to that. Also B is a woman and she is insulted by such degrading sexual commentary... unless it deals with pink furry handcuffs...

Anyways. I am bored too, but I have a legit reason. Unlike you well-to-do folk. I am unemployed. I read in the paper that having a nice English name helps. I am even more made at my parents, because the statistic shows the rate is apparently 10-1 that a person with an English/White name will get a response or acceptance. That hurts. I am changing my name to William. Family name on my mom's side.

In other news, I am currently hungry. I want some pizza. The local place I favor has switched on their sausage. It's not those cool sausage lumps, but more like how the sausage is shaped like pepperoni. I don't like that. I mean, now they are only different in color, not shape. It bothers me. I mean it could just be bad pepperoni they're passing on me for all I know. What the hell, it all comes from some dead pig.

It looks like I'll be going back to work for the same slave factory I worked for for the past... ummm.. 3 years. I've written three scripts and am working on a novel, but this is the only place that consistently offers me work, which sucks, because I hate the job. But money is money. Sigh.

I am listening to sappy ballads from the 80's. I feel bad. But it helps the writing process. I bought the best of Foreigner and ZZtop last night. ZZtop was missing TV Dinners. I love that song. Luckily I downloaded it from Napster.

I watch Futurama on Cartoon Network. I haven't farted today. I think that is a good sign. Excused me while I go get some slices of my weird sausage pizza.

Pat is Bianca's pet name for my cock.

The object of Bianca's desire, the one whose cue stick ol' B so readily wants to apply some chalk to, if ya know wadda mean. And I think ya do, dontcha

Anyways, who here has watched the movie Attack of the Clones? I saw it a few times. I think that Jango Fett is an interesting character. Otherwise I want to go to sleep.

I thought it was a bit weird that Jango kicked much more ass than his son, but most people still consider the offspring as being the bigger badass.

This is true. Jango of course, is a "true" Mandalorian. I know this because I played the damned game, Bounty Hunter. Whatever that means. Point is, Boba Fett did not have all the years of training and whatnot, so we all assumed he was the number one badass. Course, Star Wars is getting weird, showing us in the Prequels how everything is just a tad bit better years ago. Guess it's kind of like the galaxy went into a Great Depression or something. No more two-headed sabres or jedi schools and shiny ships and stuff.

Bianca knows Star Wars books, and I think somewhere, something discusses how Boba survived the Sarlac Pit. Course, does that make him better than his predecessor? I dunno, but Slave I obviously had cooler features in the umm... newer... older movie... It's movie one upmanship.

That's the way I always saw it. The Republic was rich and plentiful. The Empire was hording all the goods, so everyone had to make due with what was out there for as long as they could.

Boba is the coolest. Jango is the badass.

Speaking of Star Wars, Bianca, does spoodge still taste like steamed broccoli?

"still"? Is this from past experiences?

Depends on what they're eating.

How was after them Polish Sausages from Maxwell Street?

Drink more pop!

But that means less booze!

Just get another kidney, ya upstart!

Good thinking!

Llance has a COUPON for those!

He also has coupons for low-fat baby food...

Why are you talking about that crap on MY THREAD?!?!

Bring the hammer down!

[ 01-17-2003, 09:46 AM: Message edited by: thedoctor ]

Ye must be bored again.

Be Somebody
Kings Of Leon


Taken to the floor with the wheel to the sky
I loosen my tie, I loosen my tie
Locking down the door with the rhythm and rhyme
I loosen my tie, I loosen my tie

Trying to recall what you want me to say
I shake it your way, I shake it your way
Counting on the night for a beautiful day
I shake it your way, I shake it your way
And I say you can't get enough
No you can't get enough

Given a chance, I'm gonna be somebody
If for one dance, I'm gonna be somebody
Open the door, it's gonna make you love me
Facing the floor, I'm gonna be somebody

Now is your time and you know where you stand
With a gun in your hand, with a gun in your hand
Now I'm no longer an ordinary man
Was this your big plan, your gun in your hand
And I say you can't get enough
No you can't get enough

Given a chance, I'm gonna be somebody
If for one dance, I'm gonna be somebody
Open the door, it's gonna make you love me
Facing the floor, I'm gonna be somebody

Be somebody
Be somebody

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Monster Mash
Bobby Pickett and Lenny Capizzi

I was working in the lab late one night

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

For my monster from his slab began to rise

And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash 
He did the monster mash 

The monster mash 
It was a graveyard smash

He did the mash 
It caught on in a flash 

He did the mash 
He did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east 

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes 

To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash

They did the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash 

They did the mash

It caught on in a flash

They did the mash 

They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun 

The party had just begun 

The guests included Wolf Man 
Dracula and his son

Devil Cocktail Drink

Ingredients to use:
1 twist Lemon
1 dash Lemon juice
0.75 oz Dry Vermouth
1 oz Port
Directions: Mix together with crushed ice in a glass and garnish with mint leaves

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia


The show began as a short film idea written by Rob McElhenney and Glenn Howerton about a man telling his friend he has cancer, while the friend's only intent is on trying to borrow a cup of sugar. This was then developed into a pilot called It's Always Sunny on TV and was shot on a digital camcorder by Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, and Rob McElhenney. This pilot was shopped by the actors around various studios, their pitch being simply showing the DVD of the pilot to executives. After viewing the pilot, FX Network ordered the first season. Although it is often stated publicly that the pilot was shot for $200,[1] the makers of the show have claimed that the cost was much lower because the only costs were videotapes.[1] Danny DeVito, who joined the show in season two, said on The Daily Show (August 3, 2006) and on The Late Show with David Letterman (September 6, 2007) that the cost was only $85. This pilot episode's storyline would become that of the fourth episode of the first season, titled "Charlie Has Cancer".

A survey conducted by the American Association of University Women reported that 85% of girls and 76% of boys have been sexually harassed in some form and only 18% of those incidents were perpetrated by an adults.
Young bullies carry a one-in-four chance of having a criminal record by age 30. Study by Leonard Eron and Rowell Huesman.

American schools harbor approximately 2.1 million bullies and 2.7 million of their victims. Dan Olweus, National School Safety Center.

One in seven students is either a bully or victim.

56% of students have personally witnessed some type of bullying at school.

15% of all school absenteeism is directly related to fears of being bullied at school.

71% of students report incidents of bullying as a problem at their school.

One out of 20 students has seen a student with a gun at school.

Mean behavior among kids is a universal problem. In a poll of 232 kids in kindergarten through 8th grade at a Connecticut elementary school, every child claimed to have been the victim of at least one schoolmate’s or sibling’s meanness in the previous month.