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My first step down the road towards creating an army of super-lawyers!

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Now that's just lawyer talk.

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You'll be eating those words when this baby leads a brigade of super lawyer clones marching through your city streets.

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Dear Gob!! She's not your baby!! She's.....teh Lone Mantis of the Apocalypse.

If she is your baby though....she's really cute......must take after the mother [wink]

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Blonde and blue eyed, not in the slightest bit like me except for a propensity towards farting.

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All girls take after their dads that way....I know mine does.....Pew!!

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quote:
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You'll be eating those words when this baby leads a brigade of super lawyer clones marching through your city streets.

Attack of the lawyer clones? [izzat so?]

Is George Lucas involved in this in any way?

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URG have a little boy,maybe someday URG'S little boy and Dave's little girl meet,fall in love and get married. Than URG and Dave be family.

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me no child... [gulp!] women afraid of Bizarro...me want lady...URG tell secret then lady like Bizarro! [cool]

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Why is Quentin Tarantino grabbing that baby?

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I didn't know Bruce Campbell posted here...

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Seriously Dave, congratulations.

P.S. Rack Drzsmith.

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quote:
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Dear Gob!! She's not your baby!! She's.....teh Lone Mantis of the Apocalypse.

I AM NOT A BABY!!!! I AM A LOCUST!! er, . . .I MEAN A MANTIS!!!! [AAAHHHH!!!]

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JOD!!! [whaaaa!]

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[AAAHHHH!!!] BANJO!!!!!!!!!

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I warn you all: continue to meddle in my plans and you too will be sleep-deprived!

(Quentin Tarantino? That's a new one. And who is Bruce Campbell?)

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Bruce Campbell, that actually might be something of a compliment. This is Bruce Campbell(not a great picture, though). He's most famous for his role in Sam Raimi's Evil Dead movies.

Congratulations, Dave, and(don't take this the wrong way) I do see why you consider yourself attractive. I would not recommend you ask your child to take up the family business, however.

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Animalman is the mother???????

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Bruce Campbell, that actually might be something of a compliment. This is Bruce Campbell(not a great picture, though). He's most famous for his role in Sam Raimi's Evil Dead movies.

Congratulations, Dave, and(don't take this the wrong way) I do see why you consider yourself attractive. I would not recommend you ask your child to take up the family business, however.

"Attractive"? I only got laid lots because I can lick my eyebrows.

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I had a funny as Hell Bruce Campbell pic up, DAMN IT ALL! [AAAHHHH!!!]

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A-Man knows all.

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I can say with a total lack of modesty that I'm a good looking guy.


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Hmph. Well, now you know.

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Awwwwww, that's cute.

And the baby is nice too.

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That doesn't look anything like me.

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[humina humina] True...you are MUCH better looking. [humina humina]

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<img border="0" alt="[humina humina]" title="" src="graemlins/love.gif" /> True...you are MUCH better looking. <img border="0" alt="[humina humina]" title="" src="graemlins/love.gif" />



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That Maja is one fertile wife...

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AIN'T GOT YOU

I got the fortunes of heaven in diamonds and gold
I got all the bonds baby that the bank could hold
I got houses 'cross the country honey end to end
And everybody buddy wants to be my friend
Well I got all the riches baby any man ever knew
But the only thing I ain't got honey I ain't got you

I got a house full of Rembrandt and priceless art
And all the little girls they wanna tear me apart
When I walk down the street people stop and stare
Well you'd think I might be thrilled but baby I don't care
'Cause I got more good luck honey than old King Farouk
But the only thing I ain't got baby I ain't got you

I got a big diamond watch sittin' on my wrist
I try to tempt you baby but you just resist
I made a deal with the devil babe I won't deny
Until I got you in my arms I can't be satisfied

I got a pound of caviar sitting home on ice
I got a fancy foreign car that rides like paradise
I got a hundred pretty women knockin' down my door
And folks wanna kiss me I ain't even seen before
I been around the world and all across the seven seas
Been paid a king's ransom for doin' what comes naturally
But I'm still the biggest fool honey this world ever knew
'Cause the only thing I ain't got baby I ain't got you


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