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no...Donny can't leap.

He's dead. [sad]

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Donny was a good bowler, and a good man.
He was. . . He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors, and bowling, and as a surfer explored the beaches of southern California from Redondo to Calabassos. And he was an avid bowler. And a good friend. He died--he died as so many of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom you took him, Lord. As you took so many bright flowering young men, at Khe San and Lan Doc and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And Donny too. Donny who. . . who loved bowling.

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Rest easy, good buddy, you're doing
fine. We got help choppering in.

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And so, Theodore--Donald--Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.

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Goddamnit Walter! You fucking asshole!

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Could he bowl through time?

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You mean Quantum Coitus?

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Quantum Coitus Interruptus?

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If only I could turn back time.

If only I could.

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...if only I could time my back's turn...

...through time and space, of course...

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I bet we wouldn't have this much confusion with Firestorm. He may not have been able to leap through space and time, but he was nuclear powered enough or us. And we liked it, you whippersnappers. Now get off my lawn!

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And the cool fire-hair-thingy beats the aluminum foil look any day...

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Puffy sleeves rulz!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to re-watch The Breakfast Club.

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quote:
Originally posted by HEROKILLER v.2.0:
I bet we wouldn't have this much confusion with Firestorm. He may not have been able to leap through space and time, but he was nuclear powered enough or us. And we liked it, you whippersnappers. Now get off my lawn!

Yeah, but Captain Atom fucks Plastique on a regular basis. And Firestorm knew her first. >> Plastique is Cap's B.I.itch

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Used and dropped like a bad habit, my friend. That's Firestorm's official stance on Plastique (according to his official press release on the subject).

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quote:
Originally posted by HEROKILLER v.2.0:
Used and dropped like a bad habit, my friend. That's Firestorm's official stance on Plastique (according to his official press release on the subject).

Who needs Plastique, when you have "cold fish" in Killer Frost, I guess.

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Firehawk is where it's at...she's a hottie.

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Ya lost me, Jim.

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I bet she can move through space. And time.

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quote:
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Ya lost me, Jim.

Can Jim jump through time and space?

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That would be cool.

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Minen dispatcher says there is something wrong with deinen kabble box.

oh, you must be here to fix the cable.

yah. i am very good at fixing kabble.

oh, you'll have to excuse my room mate, she just came over to use the shower.

oh, you must be here to fix the cable.

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quote:
Originally posted by r3x29yz4a:
Minen dispatcher says there is something wrong with deinen kabble box.

oh, you must be here to fix the cable.

yah. i am very good at fixing kabble.

oh, you'll have to excuse my room mate, she just came over to use the shower.

oh, you must be here to fix the cable.

you can imagine where the plot goes from there.

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he fixes the cable?

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don't be fatuous, jeffrey

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So Loeb sent him to meet that "future" Superman.


That was cool.


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you mean coitus?

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Quote:

you mean coitus?


The 1 and only.


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AND SPACE MUTHAFUCKAS!

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So time travel no longer exists in the DCU.



Riiiight.


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So let me get this clear...

Are you saying that there's some kind of link between Ben, and Glory?

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Ben is banging Glory?


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