RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Comic Books Incredible Story Titles

Okay, anybody know any REALLY stupid story titles? And which writers have been responsible for more than their share?

While you're at it, any that were extremely unusual-- but in a good way?

Try these:

"The Wonderworld Of Ambergris, Kato And Tonto, Too!" -- VAMPIRELLA #48 / Jan'76

"Orphee, Poor Orphee, They Made Him In A Jar Right There In The Lab!" -- VAMPIRELLA #68 / Apr'78

"The Saga Of Frick And Frack Freckles And The Phantom Of Hollywood" -- VAMPIRELLA #69 / May'78

All 3 of these from the same writer-- Bill DuBay!

Only ones I can think of were these titles for the DC Challenge books. From an online source:

"Don't Bogart That Grape, Hand Me the Gas Pump" (issue 7)

"If This is Love, Why Do My Teeth Hurt?" (issue 8)