Triad: (tie) Most Likely to Succeed / Most Likely to Secede (if only Carggite physiology allowed!) / Most Likely to Have an Unrequited Crush on a Thousand-Year-Old Teenage Deity
Garth - Most likely to have a string of bad luck and then get killed and impersonated by his twin sister who has a boy's anatomy but no Adam's apple and then resurrected but with the soul of a blob of protoplasm who saved you by taking the place of a shameless hussy
Shameless Hussy - she should try out for the Legion - or be a villain when she gets rejected. A Mata Hari with no subtlety (or tact). Or was that Charma?