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rob, why wont you make me random chat mod?
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Are you REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY gonna end these wunnerful boards and send all of us out into the cold, cruel interwebs???
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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rob who wouldve won in an 80's fight? Michael Jackson or Bootsy Collins?
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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When will we have a rkmbscon and will we ever see thanksmas invites especially misterjla.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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will harley ever show her face again? EVAR?
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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will harley ever show her tits? EVAR? fixed it for ya
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rob, why wont you make me random chat mod? because you're black. like obama. Are you REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY gonna end these wunnerful boards and send all of us out into the cold, cruel interwebs??? i only fed that story to rex to see how desperate his panic would become. note: very. rob who wouldve won in an 80's fight? Michael Jackson or Bootsy Collins? a street fight? bootsy. even when michael had thriller powers, he still had the kryptonite-like weakness of "boys" that bootsy could exploit. with enough preparation time. Where is Pig Iran so I can ask him a question? jail. he committed no crime, just loves the sodomy. When will we have a rkmbscon and will we ever see thanksmas invites especially misterjla. rkmbscon will happen, but likely not for years to come, unless we count the smaller festival that is you, uschi, and tk. in which case, it will end in murder of some sort, as the two females reject the male (play madlibs to determine who is who) you can see thanksmas invites all the time at thanksmas.com will harley ever show her face again? EVAR? technically, harley has never shown her face -- minus a single picture when she was like 10, and the time where she and i made fuck at the uptown, west side theater to see dark knight well, we are broke, but we will pay you money to sell our company to google, if you're interested.
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rob who wouldve won in an 80's fight? Michael Jackson or Bootsy Collins? a street fight? bootsy. even when michael had thriller powers, he still had the kryptonite-like weakness of "boys" that bootsy could exploit.  Also, P-Funk will always win over the evils of the King Of Pop. Bootsy destroys Michael to avenge the financial betrayal of Vincent Price.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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rob, why wont you make me random chat mod? because you're black. like obama.  Are you REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY gonna end these wunnerful boards and send all of us out into the cold, cruel interwebs??? i only fed that story to rex to see how desperate his panic would become. note: very. epic rob who wouldve won in an 80's fight? Michael Jackson or Bootsy Collins? a street fight? bootsy. even when michael had thriller powers, he still had the kryptonite-like weakness of "boys" that bootsy could exploit. with enough preparation time. 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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rob who wouldve won in an 80's fight? Michael Jackson or Bootsy Collins? a street fight? bootsy. even when michael had thriller powers, he still had the kryptonite-like weakness of "boys" that bootsy could exploit. Also, P-Funk will always win over the evils of the King Of Pop. Bootsy destroys Michael to avenge the financial betrayal of Vincent Price. SILENCE!!!
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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rob who wouldve won in an 80's fight? Michael Jackson or Bootsy Collins? a street fight? bootsy. even when michael had thriller powers, he still had the kryptonite-like weakness of "boys" that bootsy could exploit. Also, P-Funk will always win over the evils of the King Of Pop. Bootsy destroys Michael to avenge the financial betrayal of Vincent Price. SILENCE!!! MY VICTORY IS COMPLETE! WHO'S THE MASTAH, LEROY?!?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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(starts having flashbacks to the beginning of the movie)
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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PS: Doing some thinking since the death of the actor who played Sho' Nuff, and I came to the thought that Sho' Nuff may also represent Rick James. Think about it. Vanity represents the Prince camp, and Leroy was obviously Michael Jackson. Completing the obvious 80s pop/funk/soul/etc trifecta would most likely be Rick, as Superfreak and his female group (the Mary Jane Girls) are 80s staples. Accepting this makes Sho' Nuff's defeat even more of a bummer.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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will harley ever show her face again? EVAR? technically, harley has never shown her face -- minus a single picture when she was like 10, and the time where she and i made fuck at the uptown, west side theater to see dark knight Wrong! I did show my face a long, long time ago, but that pic has been lost to time. And you promised not to tell anyone about that night! 
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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 yeah. i could roll with that.
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Wrong! I did show my face a long, long time ago, but that pic has been lost to time. And you promised not to tell anyone about that night! tell anyone? he made a fyrebug game for it...
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will harley ever show her face again? EVAR? technically, harley has never shown her face -- minus a single picture when she was like 10, and the time where she and i made fuck at the uptown, west side theater to see dark knight Wrong! I did show my face a long, long time ago, but that pic has been lost to time. Has it now...?   
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Wrong! I did show my face a long, long time ago, but that pic has been lost to time. And you promised not to tell anyone about that night! tell anyone? he made a fyrebug game for it... Maaan...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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will harley ever show her face again? EVAR? technically, harley has never shown her face -- minus a single picture when she was like 10, and the time where she and i made fuck at the uptown, west side theater to see dark knight Wrong! I did show my face a long, long time ago, but that pic has been lost to time. Has it now...? No way!!! You do not still have that picture! do you? eeek! 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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if you do JM, you truly are the master...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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When will we have a rkmbscon and will we ever see thanksmas invites especially misterjla. rkmbscon will happen, but likely not for years to come, unless we count the smaller festival that is you, uschi, and tk. in which case, it will end in murder of some sort, as the two females reject the male (play madlibs to determine who is who) you can see thanksmas invites all the time at thanksmas.com Uschi, harley and myself silly! will harley ever show her face again? EVAR? technically, harley has never shown her face -- minus a single picture when she was like 10, and the time where she and i made fuck at the uptown, west side theater to see dark knight You're forgetting the rusty trombone at the jewrican day parade.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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When will we have a rkmbscon and will we ever see thanksmas invites especially misterjla. rkmbscon will happen, but likely not for years to come, unless we count the smaller festival that is you, uschi, and tk. in which case, it will end in murder of some sort, as the two females reject the male (play madlibs to determine who is who) you can see thanksmas invites all the time at thanksmas.com Uschi, harley and myself silly! This much is true! Both Uschi and Bunny will be staying with me in May, but there is only one guest room, so somebody is sleeping on the couch... they'll prolly decide who gets which in a drunken moment... will harley ever show her face again? EVAR? technically, harley has never shown her face -- minus a single picture when she was like 10, and the time where she and i made fuck at the uptown, west side theater to see dark knight You're forgetting the rusty trombone at the jewrican day parade. I try to block that from my memory...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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will harley ever show her face again? EVAR? technically, harley has never shown her face -- minus a single picture when she was like 10, and the time where she and i made fuck at the uptown, west side theater to see dark knight Wrong! I did show my face a long, long time ago, but that pic has been lost to time. Has it now...? No way!!! You do not still have that picture! do you? eeek! if you do JM, you truly are the master... I'm almost positive I do on my computer at work.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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if you do JM, you truly are the master... Bah! he don't want you to see me either, or he woulda posted by now... 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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The eiffel tower as well?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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will harley ever show her face again? EVAR? technically, harley has never shown her face -- minus a single picture when she was like 10, and the time where she and i made fuck at the uptown, west side theater to see dark knight Wrong! I did show my face a long, long time ago, but that pic has been lost to time. Has it now...? No way!!! You do not still have that picture! do you? eeek! if you do JM, you truly are the master... I'm almost positive I do on my computer at work. uh oh.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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The eiffel tower as well? oui.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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When will we have a rkmbscon and will we ever see thanksmas invites especially misterjla. rkmbscon will happen, but likely not for years to come, unless we count the smaller festival that is you, uschi, and tk. in which case, it will end in murder of some sort, as the two females reject the male (play madlibs to determine who is who) you can see thanksmas invites all the time at thanksmas.com Uschi, harley and myself silly! This much is true! Both Uschi and Bunny will be staying with me in May, but there is only one guest room, so somebody is sleeping on the couch... they'll prolly decide who gets which in a drunken moment... ----- bars don't close till 4am in New York? owner of a lonely heart. MAAAAAAN! Now I wanna GO there! right? drunk kwinkies at 4am... mAn! Any later and she'd be through the Today Show window. I would pay a thousand dollars to get the opportunity to MAKE THAT HAPPEN. "I wa-I wanna go home. HEY LOOOOK the black guys got cookies!" we must make this reality. Right? And if she ended up on COPS she wouldn't need to worry about someone seeing her face for once.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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When will we have a rkmbscon and will we ever see thanksmas invites especially misterjla. rkmbscon will happen, but likely not for years to come, unless we count the smaller festival that is you, uschi, and tk. in which case, it will end in murder of some sort, as the two females reject the male (play madlibs to determine who is who) you can see thanksmas invites all the time at thanksmas.com Uschi, harley and myself silly! This much is true! Both Uschi and Bunny will be staying with me in May, but there is only one guest room, so somebody is sleeping on the couch... they'll prolly decide who gets which in a drunken moment... ----- bars don't close till 4am in New York? owner of a lonely heart. MAAAAAAN! Now I wanna GO there! right? drunk kwinkies at 4am... mAn! Any later and she'd be through the Today Show window. I would pay a thousand dollars to get the opportunity to MAKE THAT HAPPEN. "I wa-I wanna go home. HEY LOOOOK the black guys got cookies!" we must make this reality. Right? And if she ended up on COPS she wouldn't need to worry about someone seeing her face for once. LMFAO!!!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I asked Joe for that photo MONTHS back, he never found it. I'd say you're free and clear, Kwinkies! Except the photo you sent to ME with all them naughty bits out... And, lessee... two beds and a couch. I say, as guests, Sneaky can have the guest bed (nobody can say I'm not chivalrous), and I'll set the couch on fire so I have to share the Kwink Bed. This will ALSO be a drunk decision. 
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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I doubt the couch is wrapped in plastic but there is a small chance she uses it as a planter on her balcony.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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