In 2000 I was in Vegas with a bunch of guys......8 of us went to Club Paradise which is right next to the Hard Rock Casino. I had won 3000.00 earlier in the day and I believe in spreading the wealth with my friends. So we go to Club Paradise and we were seated around this little 2 foot table. 8 of us around this little table. I got a dance but it was right there in front of everyone else. I like privacy when I am getting a dance so I askked the bouncer how we get in the back room....he said you have to buy a magnum bottle of champagne and that it costs 600.00. I just won money so I said we'll take it. He said you each get to pick 2 girls and bring them in the back with you. Incredible evening from what I remember....one of the best strip clubs I have ever been to.


By the way later that evening I went back to the Hard Rock with the guys we were blasted. Everything I say here was told to me the next day I don't remember any of it. There was this smoking hot chick at the 100 dollar limit black jack table so I went up and started talking to her with one of my friends. She apparently flew in a private jet from California and comes once a week to Vegas....she must have been up 10 or 20 k.....well me being mister big shot started playing...they said I blew threw 1500.00 in a blink of an eye....I then started dancing all around the casino singing britney spears songs that were playing. the next part I remember very well...I woke up the next day with empty pockets...the entire 3 k I won was spent gambling and on hookers.

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