I was drunk, but I stopped drinking and watched Shaun of the Dead and then read a book until the last handful of pages when I was so tired my eyes just glossed over the words without comprehension. I will have to read the book again. It's just really funny.
Naked by David Sidaris. Funny, dry humor.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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