Meat-flavoured body spray

Burger King has come up with a novel Christmas gift idea for meat-loving men - barbecue-scented cologne.

Flame is being promoted as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broilled meat", reports the Daily Telegraph.

It is on sale for just £2.65 online and in a selection of US stores - but not in the UK. It even has its own website: firemeetsdesire.com.

The website extol the virtues of a perfume that smells like cooked meat.

"Flame by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold... now you can set the mood for whatever you're in the mood for," it says.

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