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Internet Friends: Nowhereman: Says "cunt" a lot. Is also welsh or something. Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home. Joe Mamma: Fat Captain Sammitch: Fucks fat chicks Stupid Doog: Married to a fat chick
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why....are you looking up gay album art?
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a better question is why aren't you?
Internet Friends: Nowhereman: Says "cunt" a lot. Is also welsh or something. Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home. Joe Mamma: Fat Captain Sammitch: Fucks fat chicks Stupid Doog: Married to a fat chick
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Don't sound too disappointed.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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The Beetles' Song List
A Day In The Life A Hard Day's Night All My Loving All Things Must Pass* All Together Now All You Need Is Love And I Love Her And Your Bird Can Sing Anna (Go To Him)* Another Girl Any Time At All Ask Me Why* Baby It's You* Baby You're A Rich Man* Back In The U.S.S.R. Bad Boy Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite Birthday Blackbird Boys* Can't Buy Me Love Carry That Weight Come And Get It* Come Together Day Tripper Dear Prudence Do You Want To Know A Secret* Don't Let Me Down Drive My Car Eight Days A Week Eleanor Rigby Every Little Thing* Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me and My Monkey Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby* Fixing A Hole For No One* Free As A Bird* From Me To You Get Back Getting Better Girl* Glass Onion Golden Slumbers Good Day Sunshine Good Morning, Good Morning Got To Get You Into My Life Hello Goodbye Help! Helter Skelter* Here Comes The Sun Here, There and Everywhere*
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Hey Bulldog Hey Jude Hold Me Tight* I Am The Walrus I Don't Want To Spoil The Party I Feel Fine I Saw Her Standing There I Should Have Known Better I Wanna Be Your Man I Want To Hold Your Hand I Want You (She's So Heavy)* I Will I'll Be Back I'll Cry Instead I'll Follow The Sun* I'm A Loser I'm Down Magical Mystery Tour Martha My Dear* Mean Mr. Mustard Michelle* Money Mother Nature's Son No Reply Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) Nowhere Man Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Octopus's Garden Oh! Darling One After 909 P.S. I Love You* Paperback Writer Penny Lane Please Mr. Postman Please Please Me Polythene Pam Rain Real Love* Revolution Rock And Roll Music Rocky Racoon Roll Over Beethoven Run For Your Life Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise) She Came In Through The Bathroom Window She Loves You She Said, She Said She's A Woman She's Leaving Home Shout* Something Strawberry Fields Forever Sun King Taxman Tell Me What You See* Tell Me Why Thank You Girl* The Ballad Of John and Yoko The End The Fool On The Hill The Hippy Hippy Shake The Long And Winding Road The Night Before The Word Things We Said Today This Boy Ticket To Ride Till There Was You Tomorrow Never Knows Twist and Shout Two Of Us Wait We Can Work It Out When I'm Sixty Four While My Guitar Gently Weeps Why Don't We Do It In The Road? With A Little Help From My Friends Yellow Submarine Yer Blues* Yes It Is* Yesterday You Can't Do That You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)* You Never Give Me Your Money You Really Got A Hold On Me You Won't See Me You're Going To Lose That Girl You've Got To Hide Your Love Away
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Three Dog Night - Joy to the World
Jeremiah was a bullfrog Was a good friend of mine I never understood a single word he said But I helped him a-drink his wine And he always had some mighty fine wine Singin'...
Joy to the world All the boys and girls now Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me
If I were the king of the world Tell you what I'd do I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the war Make sweet love to you Sing it now...
Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me
[electric piano]
You know I love the ladies Love to have my fun I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider A straight shootin' son-of-a-gun I said a straight shootin' son-of-a-gun
Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me
Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me
Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the world Joy to you and me
Joy to the world All the boys and girls now Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me
Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me
I wanna tell you Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me
Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me
[fading] Joy to the world All the boys and girls
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The Cisco Kid War
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine He drink whiskey, Poncho drink the wine He drink whiskey, Poncho drink the wine
We met down on the fort of Rio Grande We met down on the fort of Rio Grande Eat the salted peanuts out of can Eat the salted peanuts out the can
The outlaws had us pinned down at the fort The outlaws had us pinned down at the fort Cisco came in blastin', drinkin' port Cisco came in blastin', drinkin' port
They rode the sunset, horse was made of steel They rode the sunset, horse was made of steel Chased a gringo last night through a field Chased a gringo last night through a field
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine {fade}
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“I can’t help looking gay. I put on a dress and people say, ‘Who’s the dyke in the dress?’” - Karen Ripley
“Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask us about our weekend. ‘I had a great time with ….THEM.’Great! Now they don’t think you’re queer ~ just a bigslut!” - Judy Carter
“Men often say, ‘Women! Who could ever understand them?’ Don’t ask a lesbian for the answer. All you’ll get is a sympathetic nod.” - Joanne Brigden
“My mom blames California for being a lesbian. ‘Everything was fine until you moved out there.’ ‘That’s right, Mom, we have mandatory lesbianism in West Hollywood.The Gay Patrol busted me, and I was given seven business days to add a significant amount of flannel to my wardrobe.” - Coley Sohn
“If homosexuality is a disease, lets all call in queer to work‘Hello. Can’t work today, still queer’.” - Robin Tyler
“A woman goes to the gynecologist, and upon examination, the doctor says, ‘Why, it’s immaculate in here! What do you do to keep yourself so hygenic?’The woman responds, ‘I have a woman in twice a week.’”
“My partner and I joined a support group for monogamous lesbians - it was great until she met someone there.” -Margo Gomez
“When my mother found out I was gay she sent me to Juvenile Hall.That’s smart. Sending me to live with five hundred girls who can’t get out!” - Kat Howard
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Lesbian is a term most widely used in the English language to describe sexual and romantic desire between females. The word may be used as a noun, to refer to women who identify themselves or who may be identified by others as having the primary attribute of female homosexuality. It may also be used as an adjective to describe characteristics of an object or activity as related to female same-sex desire.Although female homosexuality has appeared in many cultures throughout time, not until recently has lesbian described a group of people. In the late 19th century sexologists published their observations on same-sex desire and behavior, designating lesbians in Western culture as a unique entity. As a result, women who became aware of their new medical status formed underground subcultures in Europe and North America. Further broadening of the term occurred in the 1970s, influenced by second wave feminism. Historians since have re-examined relationships between women in history, and have questioned what qualifies a woman or a relationship as lesbian.
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William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet is an Academy Award-nominated 1996 American film and the 10th on-screen adaptation of William Shakespeare's romantic tragedy of the same name. It was directed by Australian Baz Luhrmann and stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes in the eponymous roles. The film is a modernization of Shakespeare's play, designed to appeal to a younger modern audience. The warring families (the Montagues and the Capulets) are represented as warring business empires and swords are replaced by guns. Despite the adaptation, the film retains Shakespeare's original dialogue, albeit edited down for modern cinema audiences.
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Romeo & Juliet Dire Straits
A lovestruck romeo sings a streetsus serenade Laying everybody low with me a lovesong that he made Finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade Says something like you and me babe how about it ?
Juliet says hey its romeo you nearly gimme a heart attack Hes underneath the window shes singing hey la my boyfriends back You shouldnt come around here singing up at people like that Anyway what you gonna do about it ?
Juliet the dice were loaded from the start And I bet and you exploded in my heart And I forget the movie song When you wanna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet ?
Come up on differents streets they both were streets of shame Both dirty both mean yes and the dream was just the same And I dreamed your dream for you and your dream is real How can you look at me as if I was just another one of your deals ?
Where you can fall for chains of silver you can fall for chains of gold You can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold You promised me everything you promised me think and thin Now you just says oh romeo yeah you know I used to have a scene with him
Juliet when we made love you used to cry You said I love you like the stars above Ill love you till I die Theres a place for us you know the movie song When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet ?
I cant do the talk like they talk on tv And I cant do a love song like the way its meant to be I cant do everything but Id do anything for you I cant do anything except be in love with you
And all I do is miss you and the way we used to be All do is keep the beat and bad company All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme Julie Id do the stars with you any time
Juliet when we made love you used to cry You said I love you like the stars above Ill love you till I die Theres a place for us you know the movie song When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet ?
A lovestruck romeo sings a streetsus serenade Laying everybody low with me a lovesong that he made Finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade Says something like you and me babe how about it ?
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How to Photograph Sports in Low Light Step1 Connect an external flash to your camera if it has the capability. If your camera cannot be used with an external flash, set it up to use the built-in flash. The more powerful flash you use, the farther you can be from your subject and still light it. Step2 If using an external flash, turn up the shutter speed on your camera as high as it will go. On many cameras, this can be done by setting the mode dial to shutter priority ("S" on Nikon cameras) and spinning the shutter speed wheel to the right. Different cameras can sync the flash with different shutter speeds; 500 is the highest I've seen. You may need to adjust shutter speed, depending on the speed of the moving subject and the power of your flash. Don't be afraid to experiment. If your camera doesn't have an adjustable shutter speed, set the camera to sports mode. Step3 Get in as close as possible to the subject and aim your camera as the action happens. In basketball, some of the best photographs are taken from beneath the net or nearby from the sidelines.Taking pictures from above, such as on a balcony,will have more favorable light. For wrestling, sitting on the far corner of the mat can produce some good action photos. Just get as close as youcan without getting in the way of the player or officials and crouch down if you are positioned in front of spectators.
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Step4 As you photograph, check out the pictures on your camera's digital screen. Play with flash and shutter settings to adjust the brightness and blur of the picture. Many external flashes have an increase/decrease flash control,sometimes denoted by a + and -.
Step5 Turning up the camera's ISO (digital film speed) will produce brighter shots with less of a flash, but each increase in ISO will produce a more "grainy" shot. On many cameras, the default ISO is 200. Increase ISO paringly, but if you are too far away or don't have a flash, crank up the ISO.
Step6 Using a "fast" lens (a lens with a high aperture) will allow more light to come into the camera and make brighter pictures while using less flash. Another effect of using a higher aperture is a shallow depth of field, which can produce a nice effect, but makes it so if you are slightly off focus of the subject, it will appear out of focus. Lenses with a high aperture are useful, but can be pricey.
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