You: hi
Stranger: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
You: none!
You: you still there?
Stranger: no no, that's how much wood a wood chuck actually could chuck
You: am I still here?
Stranger: I wanna know how much it would be if they could in fact chuck wood
Stranger: that's very existential
Stranger: I think
Stranger: I believe that makes me am
You: two piles of wood about so high and a small ple about half as high.
You: me am real man!
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: well done
You: I wonder if woodchucks taste good.
You: maybe boil 'em in a soup.
Stranger: well hopefully it doesn't taste like wood
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