You: Hi!
Stranger: let's talk soup
You: I'd rather not.
Stranger: tomato i my favourite
Stranger:
You: I had a bad experience with soup.
Stranger: what happened?
Stranger: quick my soups getting cold
You: My grandmother died while eating soup. I was the one who found her body.
Stranger: i am so sorry
You: She was dead for three days.
Stranger: what soup was she eating
Stranger: i bet it was that damn CHICkcen soup
You: That's not funny.
You: Why do you have to be so insensitive?
Stranger: bah i'm no good with soup-related deaths
You: You're a bad person
